Looks Like A Good Place For A Monster Truck Derby

Oh yeah, the Muslims are here.
Have been, will be.

Listen, they have the same First Amendment rights as anybody else in this country.
Watch the video, I have more to say.



Being a Muslim does not, however, grant them any special rights or considerations or the expectations that the U.N. will be able to grant them any.

The United Nations has no fucking say in our business.

I would suggest you emigrate immediately to another country where it does.

If they are U.S. citizens then they are subject to U.S. laws and you can stick that Sharia law bullshit straight up your asses.
That dog don't hunt here.

You have heard the old parable of not letting the camel stick his nose under your tent because if you do the whole camel will soon follow.

That is very applicable to this situation.

Look at what Britain , France, the Netherlands and other countries are dealing with because they bent over backwards for these people.

Learn that lesson now before it gets a toe hold here.

Before someone gets all froggy and decides to jump up and call me a racist I would remind them that this is about ideology and the fact that they have declared a Jihad against us here in our own country.

You can bet your homesick ass that you would be a dead motherfucker before lunch if you tried that over there.

Remember this?
ALL threats, foreign and domestic.

Belly Up And Feet First

I was over at The Feral Irishman's place a minute ago and Pissed had a David Gilmore in concert video that inspired me.

This is an oldie but still a goody.

There's No Way Out Of Here.

Crank it.

The All Powerful Department Of Homeland Security

They can molest your six year old and make you take your shoes off at the airport but they don't have a clue where Achmed went.

Gov’t Report: Homeland Security Has Lost Track of 1 Million Foreign Visitors Potentially Overstaying in the U.S.

Why does this not surprise me?

The Department of Homeland Security has lost track of more than 1 million individuals who entered the U.S. but may not have left when they were supposed to, according to a government watchdog agency.
Govt Report: Homeland Security Has Lost Track of 1 Million Foreign Visitors Potentially Overstaying in the U.S.


Homeland Security is required to track and report foreign visitors granted entry to the U.S., but lacks a way to verify that they have left the country, the Government Accountability Office said Tuesday. Federal law requires the department to use biometric data — such as fingerprints — to track visitors, but such a system is years overdue from being put in place.

“Each year, millions of visitors come to the United States legally on a temporary basis either with or without a visa,” the Government Accountability Office said. “Overstays are individuals who were admitted legally on a temporary basis but then overstayed their authorized periods of admission. DHS has primary responsibility for identifying and taking enforcement action to address overstays.”

A solid way to monitor foreign entries and exits into the U.S. has been held up as a crucial requirement for an immigration reform deal in Congress.

Ahh yes, those recalcitrant buggers in Congress again.

Hey I have an idea!
Why don't you miserable little tinpot dictators at DHS DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS?!
Could it be because you are all too damn busy watching us AMERICAN CITIZENS instead of POTENTIAL TERRORISTS?

Do you ignorant fucks even remember how the 9/11 terrorist were able to carry out their horrible plans?
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?!




Because they just went willy nilly wherever the fuck they wanted to and did whatever the fuck they wanted to right under our government watchdogs noses?

Seems to me that the NSA should be able to pinpoint their locations for ya, I'm sure they all have cell phones, HMMMMM?

I'm Back

I'm also exhausted.

We had a great time.

I knocked a few items off my personal Bucket List of places I wanted to go and see.

Saw an old ship wreck today and then got a double bonus.

The wreck of the Peter Iredale.




There was a Pod of big assed whales about a hundred and fifty yards off the beach cruising past and we could see them spouting and then watch the length of their body as they went by.
That was fucking cool.
Then we slipped on over to Fort Stevens right at the mouth of the Columbia River.

THAT was cool as all get out.



It would take all damn day to even begin to walk around that whole thing but we hit the high spots ,the museum and saw the placements and ....
The Big Gun.






We saw all kinds of shit, spent WAY the fuck too much money and generally did the tourist thing.

Eat?
OMG.

Seaside has a permanent carnival like atmosphere downtown and there is sugar filled crap everywhere you turn.
I had a deep fried Three Musketeers bar the other day and washed it down with a genuine bottle of Kickapoo Joy Juice.


There was a place that sold real, old fashioned pop in bottles of stuff I haven't seen in thirty years or more.
We had dinner at one of those fancy restaurants that drizzles shit all over the plate where there isn't any food, just like The Food Channel Chef's.


The Rib Eye was out of this world.

Flew a kite, walked all over the damn place and bought trinkets here and there.
It was long overdue, I'll tell ya.
I couldn't possibly tell you what all we did and where all we went in one Blog Post.
One of the most fun things I did was slam the boy around a few times in one of these,


I was so intent on getting to his ass that I heard one little girl complain to her friends that "Some Old Man Rammed Me!"

Highlight of my afternoon. Heh.

If ya can't play with the big dogs, stay on the porch Missy.

I will post some pictures after we get them put on a disc.
All we had were those disposable cameras.



The last thing we did was to go take pictures of the house where that kids movie,"The Goonies" was made.

The wife about had a fit when she found out about it.

It's a privately owned home but they will let ya walk up the driveway and take pictures.
I was so wore out yesterday I fell down about eight thirty and slept for twelve hours.

I'm not too far behind that tonight either.

Back to the grind tomorrow.

Road Trip

We are heading to the beach for a couple of days.
My wifes 15 year old kid has never seen the ocean so I am going to give him the Big Tour.

We are going to Seaside, Oregon.
The end of the trail for Lewis and Clark way back in 1805.


There were still real live Indians around those parts back then.

I am hoping beyond hope the weather cooperates.
Usually when it is nice and hot here in the Portland area that means it is cool and foggy at the beach but here lately we have had an exceptional run of gorgeous weather.






The map is for the NSA so they can give their boys on the coast a heads up.

Hopefully somewhere around this little Burg I can find some WIFI.

See ya when I see ya.

I Ain't Askeered

This tune has been around a long time, over forty years now.
Lemme tell ya, watch this and enjoy it but towards the end you will see that Buck Darhma has still got it goin' on man.

That dude can rock a fucking geetar, in my opinion he is one of the greatest unsung guitar players out there.

I'm going to double bonus you real Blue Oyster Cult fans and throw up the live version of Astronomy.

That one was so good Metallica covered it.

It starts slow and builds but a bit after half way Buck Darhma flat out cuts loose and starts jamming and if your toes aren't tapping by that point you need to check your fucking pulse.

First things first,
Don't Fear The Reaper.



See?
he has still got it.

Now for some jams.

Astronomy.



OK, for you REAL fans, GODZILLA!
The ULTIMATE 80's three day drunk kegger tune.

It's Caturday!

I almost forgot until I stopped by Xenolith's place and he reminded me.

Today's entry is extra special just for him.

When I saw this I busted out laughing.

Yes, I am truly an Evil Bastard.
My wife tells me I'm sick.

I dunno about that but I thought this was fucking hysterical.



That's going to be hard to top.

Breaking News, President Obama Has A Special Announcement

I thinks it's about the economy, or National Defense, Benghazi,the NSA spying or some fucking thing.

Not To Mention Talking On The Phone, Texting,Putting On Makeup ETC.

CATZ

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers .
> She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had
> walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a
> book.
>
> Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
>
> "How are you today?"
>
> "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
>
> "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
>
> "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and
> turned back to his book.
>
> "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it
> is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.
>
> Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed
> reading.
>
> Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like
> pussy cats?"
>
> With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore
> off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
>
> When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man,
> "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
>
> The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Just Fred

'Just Fred '

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.


Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was
Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.


Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.


Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Sent to me by my Cuz.

Little Asshole

My fucking cat does this shit too.




Thanks to my good friend Suzanne for sending me that one.

They Are Getting Closer

This is the first printed plastic rifle firing a .22 round.



Although it split the barrel and the receiver, it does have a rifled barrel.
That is something new.

Even the lowly .22LR has a lot of force in it's explosive charge and it will take something more robust than the designs they are currently using but mark my words, someone out there is going to figure this stuff out and make a truly functioning plastic weapon that is reusable.

Then I can foresee one made out of recycled plastic eventually too.

Looks Like Jailbait To Me

'Course then again, I have to keep reminding myself that I am 54 years old now . I look and feel like I am 64 anyway so they are ALL jailbait anymore.

You Can't Make This Shit Up

While I am busy picking my jaw up off the floor after reading what I am going to copy here, I am absolutely beside myself with the realization that this administration seems to think that no one in this country has two working brain cells and cannot put the following statement into perspective.
I am going to highlight what I am talking about.


N.S.A. Director Lobbies House on Eve of Critical Vote

By JAMES RISEN and CHARLIE SAVAGE
Published: July 23, 2013

WASHINGTON — The Obama administration scrambled on Tuesday to slow Congressional opposition to the National Security Agency’s domestic spying operations as the House of Representatives prepared to vote on legislation that would block the agency’s collection of records about every phone call dialed or received inside the United States.


Gen. Keith B. Alexander, the N.S.A. director, held classified meetings with House members on Tuesday.
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Jacquelyn Martin/Associated Press

Senator Ron Wyden, a critic of some National Security Agency’s programs, spoke out about expansive surveillance Tuesday.

Gen. Keith B. Alexander, the N.S.A. director, met with Democrats and Republicans to lobby against a proposed amendment to a military appropriations bill that would stop the financing for its phone data collection program. The Republican-sponsored legislation is one of the first Congressional efforts to curb the agency’s domestic spying efforts since they were leaked by Edward J. Snowden, a former N.S.A. contractor.

Later on Tuesday, the White House issued a statement praising the idea of a debate about surveillance but denouncing “the current effort in the House to hastily dismantle” the call tracking program, urging lawmakers to vote down the legislation and instead conduct a “reasoned review of what tools can best secure the nation.”

“This blunt approach is not the product of an informed, open, or deliberative process,” the White House statement said.

Did you just see what I did?

Are you fucking kidding me?!

These fucking cocksuckers have the motherfucking BALLS to chastise Congress for trying to put the brakes on all this government spying that the weasel sonsabitches got OK'd by going to a SECRET COURT with NO PUBLIC ACCESS and NO OVERSIGHT, USING ONLY GOVERNMENT LAWYERS to CIRCUMVENT THE FOURTH AMENDMENT because THEY KNEW DAMN GOOD AND WELL WHAT THEY WERE DOING IS ILLEGAL!.

The mind boggles that these fucking assholes must think they are above the law and there is absolutely zero possibility that this might just go all the way to the Supreme Court and that there may be profound consequences down the road over this.
But what really frosts my balls is this one way bunch of pig fuckers trying to act all high and mighty and start trying to shame a bunch of shameless fucking politicians while completely ignoring their painfully obvious hypocrisy.

Jesus H. Fucking Christ these people are beyond the pale.