Not Now, Not Ever

Not Now, Not Ever

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Is There A Mayonnaise Shortage I'm Not Hearing About?

Some other food commodity or kitchen appliance shortfall I missed somehow?

If not, why aren't all these damn women at home making sandwiches like they should be?


I know I certainly don't like pickles on my sandwiches, are they threatening to make all sandwiches with pickles?
If they are, then I have to agree with this lady,


If not, what exactly is it that they are pissed off about now?
I try to put the seat down after all.

Who knows?

Better yet, who cares?


The best explanation I ever heard for women's behavior is that they want what they can't have.
That means when they get what they wanted, they don't want that anymore because they want what they can't have.
It's a vicious cycle.

Makes sense though if you think about it.

I Just Love Stupid People

They can be so entertaining at times.


It just keeps getting better and better.




H/T to Ernie for the video link.

Trump Unveils His Middle East Foreign Policy




Any questions?

Hide And Seek World Champion

Friday, January 20, 2017

We've Come A long Way Baby

From Camelot,


To Cameltoe,



No more of this thank God,




MAGA baby.


"Peaceful" Trump Protesters Turn Violent, Where Is My Shocked Face?

You blinked and missed it.
We are watching a bunch of Dindu's standing around a garbage barrel they set on fire running their yaps.
As I predicted they went aboriginal and got face fulls of Pepper Spray for their troubles.

Businesses and vehicles have had their windows busted out and they are screaming that it is their right to protest.

It sure is snowflake, until you start breaking shit.
Then it's game on.

I'm not the least bit surprised, I fully expected this shit and so did the D.C. police department.
My only thoughts are what it is these fucking idiots are going to find to get red assed about tomorrow.

I'm sure the'll find something.

In the mean time, like at least a couple of million fellow citizens who do still actually have jobs and keep the lights on in this country, I am going to work here in a bit.


I hope to see some crying little bitches who got roughed up by the cops when I get home.


At my age it's the little things in life I enjoy anymore.

See Ya Obammy




Thursday, January 19, 2017

You Can Stop Now, Irish Has Won The Internet Today.

The second I saw this I fucking lost it because I just watched that movie again last week for the fortieth time.

This pick is beyond sublime.

We Have Had This Capability For Years

I'm thinking as soon as Mad Dog Mattis takes over the Defense Department that we will be seeing more of this too.

I certainly fucking hope so anyway.

B-2 bombers kill nearly 100 ISIS terrorists in Libya




A pair of B-2 "stealth" bombers blasted two ISIS training camps in Libya on Wednesday evening, dropping 108 precision-guided bombs and sending jihadists scattering -- many of whom were then "cleaned up" by drone-launched hellfire missiles, U.S. defense officials told Fox News.
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The assault killed an estimated 85 terrorists at the camps, which were about 30 miles southwest of the Libyan coastal city of Sirte. Many of the fighters were "actively plotting operations in Europe," Defense Secretary Ash Carter said at a news conference Thursday.
President Obama authorized the action. Most of the terrorists targeted had escaped Sirte after extensive military actions there.
U.S. drones "cleaned up" the operation by launching hellfire missiles that killed a several of ISIS fighters trying to run to safety.


Did Someone Say All Expense Paid Tax Payer Funded Vacation?