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1897 – J. J. Thomson of the Cavendish Laboratory announces his discovery of the electron as a subatomic particle, over 1,800 times smaller than a proton (in the atomic nucleus), at a lecture at the Royal Institution in London. Since then, we electrical folks have identified the homoton, a gay electron that runs around blowing fuses.
Now we have Homotons, earlier Morons were discovered, that is why we are overrun with idiots and LBQTXEWQs... Maybe we should have left science and physics alone, we are too far immature and ill-equipped to play in the Supreme Architects domain.
