Had a couple of these the other day.

 

They work...

 

Who has one?

 

Life in prison or death penalty for replacing a bulb.

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I would be extremely efficient, I have detailed anatomy files...

 

Be so lucky...

 

Spread bacon and bacon grease everywhere!

 

You peasant, you get the manual version, foot thingy is for your betters!

 

Can I borrow some of ya'lls backs and pick up trucks?

 

At least I worry not with Wordpress or Blogger...

 

More so than a university degree.

 

 

That is a ship one could cruise the solar system.

 

Keeps a marriage in line...

 

Keep thinking that!

 

Furry little creatures...

 

Doesn't Homo Depot and Lowes celebrate it year round?

 

Amnesty and less recidivation.

Wanna see Dave fly?

 

Whomever and whatever you may be...

 

Pure love!

 

Phil and me welcome you.

 

Can you remember this password?

 

Nation's check engine light is on.

 

Nothing like working on the old jalopy.

 

Simple enough!

 

Weird is my middle name...

 

It was inevitable...

 

For mechanics and blue collar workers.

 

History you never knew.

 

Prepare.

 

This blog is now the local psych ward.

 

 

If you flick it more than twice, you are playing with it.

 

My hero!

 

Sign up, we have gurneys available.

 

Proof God loves us and also beer.

 

Ya'll have to admit, My best posts today.

 

Jurassic Mechanic.

 

We are implementing a new directive on this blog. Some of you won't be allowed to comment.

 

For those that need more tongue wagging...

 

Fathers Day, as celebrated now...

 

Be A Pain In The Ass Like This Guy

 I love it when a guy who looks and sounds like a dumb redneck just obliterates the system using their own laws and regulations.

Not so dumb after all eh?

Very well done sir.

It's a half hour before 11AM, still have time.

 

I am still in jail until I do...

 

Wait until I have enough coffee.

 

Plan on losing twenty by the end of the month.

 

Can't fool biology...

 

Anybody want a cup of kitty?

 

Check back for more nutritional information.

 

So that is why! I would have knocked myself out if not for that.

 

Designed that way to conform and create a seal with the female's cervix, if your long enough...