I Completely Dodged That Bullshit

 Every once in a while it's good to remember these idiots exist.

Evil Female Manipulation

 They have no shame.

Great, Now I have Something Else To Worry About

 

We are being exterminated!

 

Fight, fight, fight!

 

Pays well, but the clean up is brutal.

 

Meet the new camera/big brother, same as the old camera/big brother.

 

I Love Me Some Sammy!

 I have loved this tune from the moment I heard it some forty six years ago and every once in a while I have to go find it and play it loud.

To this day I have not been able to find a Live version and I dearly wish he would put one out.

Off of his 1980 release, the Danger Zone album,

The Ice Man.

Cures Tailgating Too!

 

Works Great For Co-Workers Too!

 I might have to get a couple of these.

No Subscription Needed!

 What my Grandma used to call “Mystery Pains”

When something starts hurting for no good reason.

In spades.

 

Fleeting too...

 

Eternal questions.

 

Simple, hang every one inside a circle.

 

I'd turn vegan...

 

Can we get Bison to wander about and head butt Flock cameras?

 

 Non Silba Sed Anther, Deo Vindice.

Also good for blue haired tranny freaks!

 

I am already, "Do not put on speaker phone old."

 

Those were the days...

 

You know you are getting older when you schedule your personal intercourse.

 

Hummies are more interesting than people.

 

One Down

 Good on the cop for not putting up with the crazy.

Because it's OBVIOUSLY crazy.

More of this please.

And if you are a Geezer like me, you will remember this little tune from back in the day. Seemed really appropriate.

Kill Dozer's ugly cousin

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I'm driving!

 

Just don't share.

 

But I will be taking a vacation... Or a mental health day, what ever comes first.

 

Mostly stupid...

 

Just Once

 That's all I ask.

Phil after misbehaving on a road trip.

 

Your input is needed on this decisive subject.

 

We should go back to being OHSHIT, that is what built our nation...

 

Be a patriotic and energy consuming, carbon using citizen!

 

Those of us that use a CPAP or BiPAP machine... Or dream of being a Borg.

 

Dessert at Olive Garden, you still might get explosive diarrhea.

 

Chicken necking for booty...

 

Decisions, decisions...

 

Certainly didn't come from Greece. Is there a Troy, Zimbabwe?

 

So there!

 

Some will get it...

 

We all know that.

 

Can you deal with it?

 

Needs to be taught again!

 

There should be several red dots from wife and family.

 

Could they kick enough ass?

 

Make her Attorney general!

 

Make the game far more interesting, like the Second Punic War.

 

That's funny!

 

Sure this is the most accurate version.

 

We had to worry about "blue balls," now "blue ears"...

 

Said everyone...

 

If they can do it, we can do it too!

 

This will help curtail the police surveillance state.

 

You don't see these much anymore.

 

That time of year...

 

Sun Tzu was a smart guy...

 

Looks like a good place to eat.

 

A boob is still a boob...

 

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