Friday, July 26, 2013

CATZ






A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers .
> She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had
> walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a
> book.
>
> Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
>
> "How are you today?"
>
> "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
>
> "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
>
> "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and
> turned back to his book.
>
> "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it
> is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.
>
> Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed
> reading.
>
> Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like
> pussy cats?"
>
> With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore
> off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
>
> When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man,
> "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
>
> The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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