9/11/2013

Copyrighted by jack byrnes hill

Try This With Your "Sport Utility Vehicle".

Notice this old Dodge is only two wheel drive. Probably a little in line four cylinder engine with a manual transmission.

There are places in this video that a four wheel drive truck would have serious trouble with.

Those skinny fucking tires are the key.
They sink right through the crap to more solid ground.

Try this shit with a modern SUV and you will be calling someone with a long cable to pull yer ass back out because tow trucks don't go off the pavement.
Trust me, I know this from experience.

This video was sent to me by my Dad's cousin, she has got to be in her seventies by now and probably saw one of those old rigs as a child before it got scrapped out.

Notice the windows didn't even break out when they rolled it.

One Lucky Bastard

Quick reflexes too.



They probably had to pry his ass off that seat.
Pucker factor 10.

What They Said

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

This is just too cool.

In response to the planned “Million Muslim March” in Washington, D.C., on 9/11, bikers announced their own rival 2 Million Biker Ride. This weekend, news surfaced on blogs and Twitter that D.C. had denied the bikers an event permit.

Permit Denied to 2 Million Bikers to DC on 9.11.13 americanlibertyriders.ning.com/forum/topics/p…—
NoisyRoom (@terresamonroe) September 08, 2013

Washington DC has DENIED our permit for a no-stop ride through Washington DC. We find this regretful for the residents and businesses of that great city, and humbly offer our apologies. What could have been a one or two hour ride through will now likely be an all day event. We will be obeying all laws. We will be stopping at all stoplights, stop signs, and yielding to all pedestrians.

RESIDENTS AND BUSINESSES OF WASHINGTON DC: On behalf of the National “2 Million Bikers to DC” Team, please accept our sincere apologies. We did the right thing and went through the proper channels to secure a no-stop permit to ride through your great city. We wanted to ride an established route, which would have taken us past the Viet Nam Memorial to the Lincoln Memorial, across the bridge into Virginia, and that’s it! We would have been completely out of Washington DC, and your city would have been back to normal.

The National Team fully expected our permit to be rejected, and have already drafted a Plan-B.

Plan B to include completely clogging the streets of D.C. for hours and hours.

Sometimes having a complete dick in the permit office in D.C. has awesome repercussions.




Our nations capitol is going to be a giant fucking parking lot.

Good job Mr. Dick permit denying dude!

Dear Prudence

This is my ficticious reply to an actual letter to "The Prude".

Q.
My husband is not invited to my niece's wedding.

Dear Prudence, I am one of four siblings, all in their late 50's/early 60's. I am a gay man who legally married my partner of 28 years earlier this year. Two of my sisters are lesbians with one married to her long time partner as well. The remaining sister, the youngest, is married with five children and is a devout Catholic. Her daughter is getting married soon and the invitation arrived the other day, addressed only to me. My other married sister's invitation was addressed only to her. I don't know what to do.

My dearest Nancy Boy,
"The Prude" called in sick today so I am being forced against my will to respond to stupid questions like yours today.
After some lengthy pondering and ball scratching, I think I have the perfect answer to your question.

The first thing you need to do is get with your other sisters, The Dykes and charter a bus.

Then you should get in your address book and invite about twenty of your most flamboyant friends to a party.
You know, the really loud and obnoxious ones.

Have your Dyke sisters get a hold of the meanest and ugliest Bull dykes they know and do the same.

Find two goats.

You might also consider hiring a professional to videotape everything.

Then on the appointed day, gather all of your fellow traveler's at the nearest Gay bar and start drinking tequila shots about two hours before the ceremony is scheduled to start.

Get good and sloppy drunk but make sure none of your Nancy Boy friends decides to get overly emotional and start causing a scene, yet.
Get everyone on the bus, don't forget the goats and go to the wedding chapel.

About three minutes after the ceremony starts, crash the wedding.Turn all of your sloppy drunk gay friends and the goats loose on the unexpecting guests.

Stagger up directly behind the bride and groom with your "husband",turn around and flip off your straight sister and her husband and then kneel down in front of your "husband" and proceed to go down on him in right in front of that tight assed bitch.

Make sure the video recording guy gets all this, especially when the police arrive to break up the ensuing riot.

Trust me,this should send her an unmistakable message she will never forget.

Sincerely,
Phil

P.S., Send me a copy of that tape, I'm thinking there are some people who would pay money to see that.

What's The Story Here?

You Have Got To Be Shitting Me,107-year-old man killed in police shootout in Arkansas

This is so far off the charts there isn't even a horizon anymore.
What, ya couldn't just wait for the old fucker to nod off?

Beyond asinine, these fucking assholes should be afraid to show their faces in public.

107-year-old man killed in police shootout in Arkansas
(CNN) -- A man who police said was 107 years old was killed in a confrontation with SWAT officers Saturday night.

Police were called to a home in Pine Bluff, Arkansas, where suspect Monroe Isadore was.

"When they arrived, they were able to determine that an aggravated assault had occurred against two people at the residence," Lt. David E. Price, a Pine Bluff police spokesman, said in a statement.

The two victims were led out of the house.

It was not clear what role the suspect had in the aggravated assaults or what they were.

When officers approached a bedroom where Isadore was hiding, he fired through the door, authorities said.

None of the police officers was hit by the gunfire. They retreated to a safer area and called for additional help, including SWAT officers who started negotiations with the suspect.

SWAT officers slipped a camera into the room where Isadore was holed up and saw he was armed with a handgun, Price said.

After unsuccessful negotiations, officers slipped gas into the room through a window, he said, and Isadore fired rounds at them.

The officers broke the bedroom door and hurled in a distraction device, and Isadore fired at them again, according to the spokesman's statement.

Officers returned fire, killing him.

A hundred and seven.

Can you fucking BELIEVE this shit?

Jesus Christ.

I'm sure to listen to these Hut Hut Hut idiots when they peeked in this is what they saw.



Then they had to go change their underwear.

I don't give a rusty fuck what these punk assed bitches say, a hundred and seven year old man is going to take a fucking nap after a bit and all they had to do was order in a fucking pizza and sit down and wait.

Shame on you sonsabitches.

I Got Nothin'

12 hour day last night. When I got off at two this morning I had sixty two hours in so far this week. Today is Sunday and I have to go in again and I have no fucking idea when I am going to get off so I am looking at a seventy hour week, minimum.

My next day off is Saturday.

I can see I am going to be dragging ass all week.

I'll try and throw something up every day, even if it is just a link to someone who still has a functioning brain.

I Thought Rocky Was A Flying Squirrel!!

Did ya ever notice how many times you have seen or heard about people having to rescue stupid fucking cats out of trees and shit yet you have never, ever, seen the skeleton of a cat in a tree?

That should tell you something.

It's Caturday!

Time for another installment of Flying Cats!





I like the Slow Mo.

A Brief Lesson On The Stark Geopolitical Differences Between The U.S., Europe And Iraq

This is why the United States Kicks Ass people.

Lynyrd Who?

Would ya lookit all those fuckin' longhairs?!

Black Oak Arkansas, Live

Yeehaw Y'all!

You say yer how old?

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