Monday, September 9, 2013

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

This is just too cool.

In response to the planned “Million Muslim March” in Washington, D.C., on 9/11, bikers announced their own rival 2 Million Biker Ride. This weekend, news surfaced on blogs and Twitter that D.C. had denied the bikers an event permit.

Permit Denied to 2 Million Bikers to DC on 9.11.13 americanlibertyriders.ning.com/forum/topics/p…—
NoisyRoom (@terresamonroe) September 08, 2013

Washington DC has DENIED our permit for a no-stop ride through Washington DC. We find this regretful for the residents and businesses of that great city, and humbly offer our apologies. What could have been a one or two hour ride through will now likely be an all day event. We will be obeying all laws. We will be stopping at all stoplights, stop signs, and yielding to all pedestrians.

RESIDENTS AND BUSINESSES OF WASHINGTON DC: On behalf of the National “2 Million Bikers to DC” Team, please accept our sincere apologies. We did the right thing and went through the proper channels to secure a no-stop permit to ride through your great city. We wanted to ride an established route, which would have taken us past the Viet Nam Memorial to the Lincoln Memorial, across the bridge into Virginia, and that’s it! We would have been completely out of Washington DC, and your city would have been back to normal.

The National Team fully expected our permit to be rejected, and have already drafted a Plan-B.

Plan B to include completely clogging the streets of D.C. for hours and hours.

Sometimes having a complete dick in the permit office in D.C. has awesome repercussions.




Our nations capitol is going to be a giant fucking parking lot.

Good job Mr. Dick permit denying dude!

2 comments:

  1. Fuck not with bikers, for yea, they are resourceful and experienced in the ways of payback.

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  2. It's too bad we could not pay them in kind for all the stupid shit that they do to us!

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