Every Once In A While I Get A Hankerin' For An Ice Cold Beer

I know better than to have one though.
There ain't no such thing as sipping on a cold beer where I am concerned.
One would lead to ten and after three years of being sober I really don't need to start down that road again.
I'd be a lying sonofabitch if I said I didn't want one once in while though, especially as hot as it was around here the last few days. But no.

Then I see shit like this......

I can tell you they never had stuff like that in any of the bars around here.


Thank God.