To Go With The Bullshit We Have To Eat

That's What Gravy Is For

Listen To Local Police/Fire/Public Safety, Online Without A Scanner!

I have been secretly wanting a scanner for a while even though the wife thinks I'm paranoid enough as it is so I have been doing without, until today.
I had someone turn me on to a link to Broadcastify.com earlier this morning and I have been listening to the local police channel chatter for a while now.

It's simple to do too.
Click on the link, click on your state then click on your county.

If they are broadcasting it will be on a list on the page.Local, county, whatever is on the list you can listen to.

You can then pick what media player you want to use to listen with off a drop menu and away you go!

Plug in some headphones and you can listen to what is going on in your AO while you surf the Net or play games.

There is an Emergency Alert option and a Premium Subscription that I didn't even look at.

VERY handy.

Spread the word.

Caturday Special, Satan's Cat!

Think I'm kidding?
The little fucker is speaking in tongues!!

I Hear Dat!

Umm, No

I don't give a shit how good looking you are, if you're an irritating, self absorbed asshole I will not hesitate to tell you to fuck off.

That's the nice thing about getting old.

We know damn well we aren't getting any of it anyway so we don't have to pretend to put up with the bullshit.

Shut Up And Do What You're Told Citizen

Heh, looks like some more Americans are getting a first hand taste of what is now the new normal.

Police State Tactics 101 baby.

Residents criticize roadblocks in search for Pennsylvania ambush suspect

 

Published September 24, 2014

Associated Press

Whaddya Mean What Am I Looking At?

Public Check Points Around The Whitehouse?

I have a better idea, turn the fucking thing into a museum and be done with it.
The country and the ideals it represented are long dead and it is just an image that the PTB want to project while they strip every last speck of anything even remotely resembling Freedom and Liberty.

I have been in the Whitehouse, the part they used to let people tour.
That's all it is anyways is a museum so move Obama and his clan out, fumigate the joint and turn it back over to the citizens.

Secret Service considering public White House checkpoints, report claims

 

 

The Secret Service is considering a number of proposals designed to prevent intruders from breaching the security perimeter around the White House, according to published reports.
The Associated Press reported that agency officials have had preliminary discussions about setting up checkpoints in public areas around the executive mansion. A law enforcement official told the AP that such a measure has previously been discussed. However, the issue has taken on added urgency after a Texas man carrying a knife jumped the perimeter fence Friday evening and made it inside the North Portico doors before he was apprehended.
The Washington Post reported that security checkpoints could be implemented as far as a block away from the White House entrance. The paper also reported that the Secret Service is also considering keeping people off the sidewalks around the perimeter fence and creating additional barriers. According to the Post, any plans to alter the security arrangements would have to be reviewed by multiple agencies as well as the Obama administration because the National Park Service owns much of the property around the White House.

Then turn D.C. back into the swamp it used to be, put Liberty minded citizens on the Endangered Species list and throw a fucking party.

In related news, expect the unemployment numbers to jump slightly tomorrow after they fire a few Secret Service agents.......

 

Got Another Dose of Floyd

I completely forgot my lovely wife had mentioned Aussie Floyd was coming to town a couple weeks ago and that she had bought tickets.

Skip to Friday afternoon and I asked if we had any plans for the weekend and she looked at me like I'm retarded.

I'm tellin' ya, this CRS shit is getting bad anymore.

Anyways, we took one of her sisters and went to Portland for it last night.

I can't get enough of that stuff man.

Excellent show and you could tell they were enjoying the fact that although it wasn't sold out, the people who showed up more than made up for a few empty seats.
Quite the appreciative crowd.
We had GREAT seats too,right in the middle front, box seat section.
Fuck that front row shit, these were Primo seats, the Keller Auditorium has exquisite accoustics and is small enough that you can see everything just fine.
As usual, the light show was worth the price of the ticket and even though most of the fans are old fucking geezers like me now, I noticed quite a few younger folks there.

While I was waiting on the wife and her sister to pick out a T shirt, a young lady and her boyfriend struck up a conversation with me, they couldn't have been much over 22 or 23.

Quite the Classic Rock fans it seems.
When we got to our seats there was a group of 5 kids sitting right behind us, I doubt they were out of High school yet.

I had on my autographed Brit Floyd T shirt from the last show we went to in June and I had all kinds of people admiring it and asking questions.

The ones I wanted to talk to were the Old Timers with the original Pink Floyd shirts but the lobby was a freakin' zoo.

I did get a couple of knowing nods from the older crowd though.

As always, if you get a chance to see either Brit Floyd or Aussie Floyd, GO.
Do not hesitate, you will thank me later.

I was a bit disappointed about one thing though, they didn't play this one;

The Heighth Of Stupidity

Dumbass already broke his hand doing this and does it again anyway.



I am reminded of the dumb blonde joke where the lady goes to the doctor and tells him she hurts all over.
She pokes her knee with her finger and says OW!

Then she pokes her butt with her finger and says OW!
She finally pokes her belly button with her finger and says OW!

The doctor grabs her hand, takes one look and says, just what I thought, you have a broken finger.

Lead Me Not, Into Temptation

Maybe tomorrow?

How To Make a PBJ Sandwich

Step 1, have your wife or girlfriend watch this video.

Step 2, Watch this video yourself because now your wife or girlfriend is pissed off.

Step 3, Make your own damn sandwich.

Step 4, watch the video again because your wife or girlfriend is still mad at you.

Flip Over The Couch Cushions And Dig Deep

I figure a great deal of you folks that swing by here also visit quite a few of the like minded individuals over there on my Blogroll and have already heard about  Xeno and Rose's troubles.
I know some other bloggers of note have posted about it and I am late to this party.

There is a reason for that.

That reason is because the need is still there and I want to keep this in peoples faces until it is gone.

I have been getting a little over 1,000 page views a day lately and I thank each and every one of you for stopping by.
If I could get one quarter of those people to send Xeno a fucking dollar via Paypal, that would be $250.

Just one buck.

Don't tell me you can't come up with a dollar.

Here is the address and you will also need to fill in his name separately.

xenolith1964@yahoo.com 

Steve Vanderhoff

I have helped these people out before and I will continue to help them because they are busting their asses trying to make a life for themselves and through no fault of their own bad shit keeps happening to them.
Now some code enforcement Nazi has told them they can't live on their own fucking property and they are staying at a motherfucking park, in their motherfucking car, while Rose is still trying to work a job and Xeno is trying everything in his power to be able to live on his own fucking property.

I have been in some shitty situations in my time and I won't ever forget them. I have been so broke I couldn't afford to eat.
I have been homeless.
I have lived in the back of a fucking van.
I have lived in pieces of shit RV's that leaked water like a sieve.
Places that had vermin running rampant.
No electricity, no water and using bathrooms in gas stations.

I have been down and out.

I remember it all.

I also remember those people who went out of their way to help me over the years.
That list is very, very long.

Now it is time to pay that forward.

Dig deep and send these struggling Patriotic Americans a few bucks to help them get back on their feet.
It's a good feeling to be able to help someone and by God, Americans help more people on this planet than several other countries combined.

It's time to help one of our own for once.

I thank you for any help you can send.

Update To The State Trooper Shooting In PA.

That didn't take long.

'Extremely dangerous' survivalist named suspect in Pennsylvania state trooper ambush

 

 

Published September 16, 2014

FoxNews.com

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The suspect in the killing of a trooper and the critical wounding of another outside a rural barracks is a survivalist who has expressed a desire to kill law enforcement officers and commit mass murder, state police said Tuesday.
Eric Matthew Frein, 31, of Canadensis, Pa., is still armed with the .308-caliber rifle that he used to open fire on the barracks late Friday, State Police Commissioner Frank Noonan said at a news conference where he revealed the suspect's name.
Noonan called Frein "extremely dangerous."
"He has made statements about wanting to kill law enforcement officers and also to commit mass acts of murder," Noonan said. "What his reasons are, we don't know. But he has very strong feelings about law enforcement and seems to be very angry with a lot of things that go on in our society."
Frein was charged Tuesday with first-degree murder, homicide of a law enforcement officer and other offenses. About 200 law enforcement officials are combing the rural area of northeastern Pennsylvania marked by dense forest, but "we have no idea where he is," Noonan said.
Frein lived about 20 miles from the ambush site and lived with his parents until a few months ago, Lehigh Valley Live reported.
A gunman killed Cpl. Bryon Dickson, 38, and critically wounded Trooper Alex Douglass outside the barracks during a late-night shift change, then slipped away.
Authorities were led to Frein after a resident who was walking his dog in a wooded area 2 miles from the barracks spotted a vehicle slightly submerged in a pond and called 911. In the vehicle, police found shell casings that matched those found at the shooting scene, Noonan said.
Investigators also found Frein's Social Security card, a Pennsylvania Game Commission range permit, camouflage face paint, a black hooded sweatshirt, two empty rifle cases and military gear, Noonan said.

How convenient for said suspect to have left his fucking SOCIAL SECURITY CARD in the vehicle!

Jayzus.

Another black eye for the survivalist clan.
You would think that someone planning to shoot and kill police officers from ambush might have thought the plan through a little more thoroughly. What a dumbass.
Might as well have left an autographed picture.
I sure as shit ain't condoning whoever did it's actions, just thinking out loud.

 

Something To Go With Your Coffee

Spilled it, didn't ya?

Hillary Clinton Shmoozes In Iowa, Presidential Campaign Almost Assured Now

Trying to play coy when asked if she was going to make a run for the Presidency, she replied that she and her husband were just there to support Iowa democrats for the coming elections.


Suuuuure.

Nothing like a little BarBQue as an excuse for a photo op, right?

(Reuters) - Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stoked speculation on Sunday that she was moving closer to announcing a bid for the White House in 2016 as she visited the early-voting state of Iowa to take part in the state's annual "steak fry," a gathering of Democratic activists that often attracts presidential hopefuls.
After grilling steaks with her husband, former President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton delivered a populist speech to the crowd of more than 6,000 Democrats at a vast green field a few miles outside of Des Moines. She defended President Barack Obama's signature healthcare initiative known as Obamacare, pushed legislation on a minimum wage and lambasted Republicans as "guardians of gridlock."

I thought she was broke, what did she do, hitch hike there?

Another suuuuuuure moment  for ya.

I don't know if I am going to be able to retain what little sanity I have left before the next election is over, it's gotten to the point that they haven't even declared a winner yet and the rest of the sonsabitches are out campaigning again.
24/7 vote grubbing.
It's no wonder nothing gets done with these people.

I Bet I Know This Lady

Not a church going guy myself, organized religion is responsible for more death in this world than all the wars combined but I can totally see this happening.

In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew
next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that
I just had to share it with you:
" Dear Lord: The last year has been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - James Garner;
my favorite actress - Lauren Bacall;
my favorite Comedian - Robin Williams,
and finally, my favorite author -Tom Clancy.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are -
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.
Amen"

ISIS Asking For Directions

They are apparently looking for the quickest way to get to Hell.

I believe they are going to get what they are asking for.

British government weighs response after ISIS beheads British hostage David Haines

The 44-year-old Haines was abducted in Syria in 2013 while working for an international aid agency. The British government had managed to keep his kidnapping secret out of concern for his safety until another video recently released by Islamic State, also known as ISIS, identified him as a captive.
Cameron, who was attending a wedding on Saturday, raced back to London overnight for urgent talks with his advisers, officials, and intelligence chiefs. The Prime Minister described the murder of Haines as "an act of pure evil" in a tweet from his official account.

 

 

The next cocksucker who says that Islam is a religion of peace needs a one way trip to the deserts of Iraq.

Preferably strapped to the nose of a cruise missile.

Somebody Went Po Po Hunting In Pennsylvania

Can you say shit storm?

1 dead, 1 injured in Pennsylvania State Police barracks shooting, report says

 

BLOOMING GROVE, Pa. –  A Pennsylvania state trooper was killed and another injured after a shooting at a state police barracks in northeastern Pennsylvania Friday night, and a search was underway for the suspect, according to a published report.
The shooting occurred around 11 p.m. at the barracks in Pike County's Blooming Grove, a township of about 4,000 people about 35 miles east of Scranton, The Times-Tribune of Scranton reported. Nearby Lackawanna County dispatched its SWAT team, and helicopters were seen flying over the area.
The Times-Tribune, citing State police spokeswoman Maria Finn, reported that one trooper was killed and another was injured. She did not elaborate to the newspaper on the severity of the injuries.
State police didn't immediately return phone messages from The Associated Press seeking further details.
Several roads around the barracks, including parts of Interstate 84, were closed. Lackawanna County dispatched its SWAT team Friday night to assist with the shooting, a county official told The Times-Tribune.

Ain't nobody safe in that neck of the woods right now.

 

Phone Repair

Sent to me by another sweet little old lady.
I think this has been recycled but it's still fucking hilarious!

Ellisville, Mississippi,  April 12, 2011.   An Ellisville school teacher called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.   Thought you'd like to know.

Breaching

Thank Ben, not me.

Obamacare Condensed Into Four Sentences

Sent to me by a sweet little old lady.

Here are the 10,535 pages of ObamaCare condensed to 4 sentences...
As crazy as this sounds.....every last word of it is absolutely TRUE!

1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to uninsure the insured.

2. Next, we require the newly uninsured to be re-insured.

3. To re-insure the newly uninsured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.

4. The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became uninsured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original uninsured can be insured, which will be free of charge to them.
                       
                       This, ladies and gentlemen, is called "redistribution of wealth" ... or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM.

Scrambling For Dwindling Resources

Add this little bit of info to the inflation our government is trying to hide like a cat burying shit on a hot tin roof, the ramapant unemployment, the lack of full time employment for those who do work, Obamacare and the outrageous amount of people on government assistence and it's not hard to see why I have basically been working myself to death the past couple of years trying to keep my head above water.

The super rich got super richer as the gap between them and the rest of Americans continued to widen over the last few years, according to a new Federal Reserve report.

In its Study of Consumer Finances, released every three years, the Fed found that the wealthiest 3% of American households controlled 54.4% of the nation's wealth in 2013, a slight increase from its last survey in 2010. It's also substantially higher from the 44.8% they held in 1989, showing how quickly the income divide has been growing over the past decade or so.

At the same time, the share of wealth held by the bottom 90% fell to 24.7% in 2013. That's compared to 33.2% in 1989.

I hate to be the one to point out the obvious but you can only slice the pie so thin before there isn't any pie left.

This issue is going to be the one that causes revolt in this country long before any other.

Just ask any literate Frenchman.

From the Whodathunkit Files, Study Shows Getting Off Your Lazy Ass Is Good for You

I can't believe people get away with getting paid for this stupid shit.

9/8/2014 3:05 PM ET

Taking a five-minute walk for each hour spent sitting may reverse damage to leg arteries and reduce the risk of heart disease, according to research conducted at Indiana University.
The study, published in the journal Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise, surveyed data on 11 healthy men ages 20-35, who sat for three hours without moving their legs.
One group of the men walked for five minutes during each hour of sitting and demonstrated - via ultrasound technology - better functioning in arterial function, muscle activity and blood flow.
"We have shown that prolonged sitting impairs endothelial function, which is an early marker of cardiovascular disease, and that breaking sitting time prevents the decline in that function," said lead author Saurabh Thosar.
"American adults sit for approximately eight hours a day," he added.
"The impairment in endothelial function is significant after just one hour of sitting. It is interesting to see that light physical activity can help in preventing this impairment."

Up Against The Wall!

Juuuuust like that.

Remember Kiddies, DON'T DO DRUGS!

Bad things happen.



This is hilarious!

Duh,

Can't be pissing off the New Democrats now.

Obama won't act on immigration before election, official says

 

 

 

Amid pressure from Democrats worried about political backlash, President Obama will delay his promised executive actions to overhaul the immigration system until later this year, a White House official said Saturday.
The decision is a clear reversal from late June, when Obama, frustrated by congressional deadlock on the issue, vowed to use the power of his office to make changes at the end of the summer. White House officials had signaled that Obama was considering drastic changes that would allow millions of undocumented immigrants to temporarily avoid deportation.


But Democrats running in tough races in conservative-leaning states began to lobby the White House to delay the move until after the November midterm election. The pressure grew stronger after a wave of thousands of unaccompanied minor immigrants from Central America began arriving at the border, crowding detention centers and rocketing immigration into the headlines.
The White House official said Saturday that Obama still plans to use his authority to make “significant” changes to the system. Aides were worried that announcing those changes amid the campaign season would make the new program a target of political ads and a swarm of attacks.
“Because he wants to do this in a way that's sustainable and that's freer of the political environment we are currently in, the president will make his announcement before the end of the year,” the official said, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations.
Obama hinted last week that he was considering a delay as a vigorous debate waged among his advisors about the politics of the move. Democratic senators and their aides began pressing the White House to consider how the announcement could scramble their tight races so soon before the election.

Here is a picture to help you identify The New Democrats.

I have a suggestion to those wearing the T'shirts saying "Keep Families Together";

Get your undocumented asses back to Meheeco.
Problem solved.

It Hurts Me Too

Well worth a listen, these guy's tear some shit UP!


Foghat, '97, It Hurts Me Too.

When You See It

Leave your reaction in the comments.

No Time

Working way too many hours, hit the Blogroll.

It depends on if I get off before another twelve hour shift if I get something up later.
Work, sleep, repeat.

Everybody Load Up Your Biden Sticks!

Better bring a blanket too, it's going to be a bit chilly in those lower levels of Hell on that day.

Biden Warns: We Will Chase ISIS 'to the Gates of Hell'

 

Vice President Joe Biden said Wednesday that the United States will follow militant group ISIS "to the gates of Hell."

"The American people are so much stronger, so much more resolved than any enemy can fully understand," Biden said in the wake of the killing of a second American journalist by the extremist group. "As a nation we are united and when people harm Americans we don’t retreat, we don’t forget."

"We take care of those who are grieving and when that’s finished, they should know we will follow them to the gates of Hell until they are brought to justice because Hell is where they will reside," he said. 

Oooo, no virgins for you!

More bluster from the clueless division of government.

 

That Was Quite The Surprise!

Sittin' here on my dead ass with nobody else home for a change and playing a game when I hear a crunch noise out front.
I got up out of the chair and looked out the front window to find my neighbor's truck sitting in the front yard backwards!

His driveway is on a steep little hill straight across the street and one of his girlfriends little monsters had gotten in it and pulled the park brake loose.
Guess he wanted to go for a ride.

Good thing the wife's car wasn't here or there would have been so much fucking drama going on right now I would be going out of my mind.
As it is, we all got lucky as there is a medium sized rock hidden out in some shrubs and that was the noise I heard, the differential crunching the rock.
Otherwise I might have had to call the landlord and tell him to get an insurance adjuster over here because the tail gate wound up about three feet from the front wall.
Without that rock there I have no doubts it would have slammed the house.

I just started laughing when I saw what the deal was.
The only real damage was a shrub that I don't like anyway and they are out picking up branches out of the street as I type.

My little brother did that once while we were in my Mom's car, parked on a steep hill. He was determined to pull that E brake handle and I couldn't get to him before he yanked it off, I think he was 3 and I was six.
Bumped into the car behind us.

No real damage.

The best part of this whole deal?

From what the guy tells me, this isn't the first time the little peckerhead has done this. He looks to be about three years old too and these are the Drama King neighbors I was bitching about a while ago. They finally calmed down after someone called the cops on their asses for screaming and yelling out in the street for two fucking hours one night, all of 'em drunk and high.

I suggested he start parking in the street.
He is damn lucky it missed my rig or it would have been ugly.

FootBall Season Is Almost Here

Which means I get to hear Seahawk smack talk for the forseeable future.

I will also be treated to hearing how badly my Raiders suck for that same time span.

All I can say is that even though Seattle may have thrown their second string boys in down in Oakland last week for the Pre Season match,

Oakland still got the WIN and I'll fucking take it.

The Wife got tickets for the November rematch and Oakland will be in Seattle to get their asses handed to them while we watch.

In all my years I have never seen the Raiders play, even though I was born in Oakland, we moved when I was still a baby.

Even twenty five years later when I lived in the Bay area, the fuckers had moved to LA and I couldn't see them play.

So I have mixed emotions about this whole deal.
The wife and the kid are going to eat this up and I am happy that they are going to have a good time, it will be something the kid will remember the rest of his life probably.

Me?
I'll be smack dab in the middle of enemy territory with my Raiders gear on and my Raiders attitude shining bright, sober as a church mouse.

When you are a natural born Raiders fan, nothing else matters.

Just win, baby.

And if they don't?
Meh.

I'm used to it now and I was never a huge foot ball fan to begin with.

Motorsports are my thing.

But being born in Oakland automatically makes you a lifetime Raiders fan.

Fuck the Niner's, Fuck Denver and DOUBLE FUCK Pittsburgh, eh?

It definitely has had an impact on my attitude in life though.

You take a lot of shit when you are a Raiders fan and you had better learn to not only deal with it but hand it back hot and heavy.

Anything less is unacceptable.

A Bit Of Internet Fun For Those Who have Never Tried This

Apparently this a whack job web trick that someone pulled but it is still kind of fun to show people who have never heard of it before.
They are out there, that's for sure.

The next time you find an especially pernicious wannabe conspiracy theorist you want to spin up and shove off into another orbit, have them type Illuminati into their search engine , backwards.

Then get out of range of flying spittle.

Just for fun, I will let you just copy and paste it to make it easy for you.

Itanimulli

If you have never tried it, let me know in the comments what you find.

Heh.