Can't. Stop. Laughing. Steven Seagal considering run for Arizona governor

My sides hurt and I can barely type!


Whoooooooeeeee!

I smell a Reality Show.

Either that or a new slapstick comedy.

File this under You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me!

Steven Seagal apparently doesn’t consider politics out of reach.

The actor and martial artist told a Phoenix-area ABC affiliate that he’s willing to reach into the belly of the beast, and considering a run for Arizona governor. Seagal, 61, has been hard to kill as one of sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “posse” a group of about 3,000 volunteer lawmen that are occasionally above the law. Seagal has been focused less on issues of urban justice than border security while working with Arpaio, and considers it an important problem facing the country.

While his political ambitions have to date been submerged — much like his recent film career — the executive decision to run or to hit the kill switch on a nascent campaign will come in consultation with the controversial Maricopa County sheriff, Seagal said.

So let me get this straight.

It would be this

----------- VS.-------------



This.

This ain't a movie, my money is on the Evil Old Woman. Even Gandalf would run from that.

She'll cut ya man.







Via Raw Story.

Installation Not Included

This Just Caught My Eye

Hmm.

My 10/22 has two splits in the stock right at the top where it mates up to the receiver. One on each side.
I took the scope off also because I have the wrong attaching hardware.

This has possibilities.

Decisions, decisions.

Whatever I decide to replace the current stock with is most definitely not going to be made out of wood.

Uh Oh.

The very first thing I read about this set up wasn't very encouraging though.
From the Muzzelite website;

MUZZELITE BULLPUP RIFLE STOCK
for the Ruger 10/22

Disclaimer:
Muzzelite stocks have been a safe and effective alternative stock for many years. While there have been no reports of injury, it has come to our attention that in some cases, dimensional differences in receivers may allow some rifles to move within a Muzzelite stock. In that event, an unintended discharge is theoretically possible. If you have any question about your rifle in its Muzzelite stock, please call 1-800-428-9394. If you have concerns, we can help you arrange to ship your rifle for examination. Shipping costs would initially be borne by you. If your rifle and receiver combination permits any movement of the rifle within the stock, we will upgrade your stock with two alternative parts, re-install the rifle, test it for function, and return it. If your rifle requires upgraded parts, the upgrade will be done without charge and your shipping costs refunded to you.

My emphasis.

Yeah, that's kind of weak bullshit.
"It might be fucked up but you won't know unless you pay to have it shipped to us first" kinda thing doesn't fly with me.

Especially when we are talking about the possibility of an "unintended discharge" because the parts don't fit right!

So, now that I have had time to think about it, that attitude alone just cost them a sale.

Sorry guys, having to roll the dice when I shell out hard earned money for something that I may need to protect myself and my family with doesn't cut it.

That's just my opinion anyway.

Those Aren't Bells Ringing, They Are Balls Clanging Together.

Big, Brass Ones.


Bill Overstreet, Famed WWII Fighter Pilot, Dies At 92

World War II fighter pilot William Overstreet Jr. passed away Sunday. He was 92. Overstreet gained fame for flying beneath the Eiffel Tower's arches during the war in pursuit of a German aircraft.

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CLEMMONS: This was a half-hour dogfight which would end up going through the streets of Paris and conclude itself through a pursuit through the Eiffel Tower where Bill shot down the German pilot.

CORNISH: Yes, you heard that right, from the stratosphere, down through the arches of the Eiffel Tower. Here's how Overstreet himself described the chase in an interview posted online.

WILLIAM OVERSTREET: He figured I'd try to get around and he'd have time to get away. He was wrong. I was right behind him, right under the Eiffel Tower with him. And when he pulled up, I did get him. But that's a huge space. That's not close at all. It's plenty of room to go under the Eiffel Tower. But it makes a good story.

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A half hour dog fight over the streets of Paris from thirty thousand feet all the way down to the deck under the Eiffel Tower.

Apparently he was also a master of the understatement.

God Speed sir.

Read the whole thing here.

Watch Your Flank

There is a reason for it.
The Pincer maneuver has been around a long time and is still in use to this day.

It's Caturday Again!

Heh, little motherfucker. Cats on the counter piss me off something fierce.

Apparently someone else got tired of that shit too.
The marshmallows are a nice touch but mouse traps would have been even better.

TGIF!

I just couldn't quite get with the program this week.
Two days off in the middle of the week last week then work all fucking weekend and two more days off in the middle of the week again this week just fucked me all up.
I didn't know what day it was yesterday, I kept thinking it was a Monday.
We had several key people take long vacations over the holidays and I have been covering for two different people on two different schedules.

I told them I would cover this last weekend but don't even TRY to call me this weekend.

There are other people that work there that never seem to work any weekends or much overtime at all and they can damn well start taking up some of the slack.

In the mean time until I can get my shit together, I don't see any real serious subject matter coming across this page for a day or two. Hit the Blogroll if you want some intelligent content.

I will put up some Boobs for ya so this wasn't a complete waste of your time.

;)

I'll Give You One Guess

Hipster Granny

White, Wheat Or Sourdough Darlin'?

I've Been Called Worse

Come to think of it, being called Riff Raff is kind of a badge honor for me.

Boy, I REALLY Let My Freak Flag Fly!

In case you didn't know, I was a registered Democrat my whole life up until recently.
Even worse, I was a Liberal Democrat.

However, and this is important, I always had a really strong independent streak, ie, Libertarian and couldn't for the life of me figure out why perfectly well educated people couldn't understand what the Constitution means without some kind of interpretation.

You don't understand plain English? I sure as fuck do!

I always knew that part of me was there but I kind of suppressed it for a long time.

I also used to follow politics very closely and kept myself informed on what was being stuffed down our throats to the point I was virtually a Political Junky. I was basically making myself nucking futs .

I was very vocal and opinionated too, still am to a point.I finally just couldn't stand it anymore and had to get away from politics all together.

There came a point that I finally came to the realization after watching the system bounce back and forth for many years that there is virtually no difference in between the two major parties in this country when it comes down to fucking the little guy.

That would be me and you.

We are the meat in a Fuck You sandwich.

Either party will sell your rights down the river in a heart beat for a donation.

The reason I am going into this is because I pretty much abandoned the Democratic party a few years ago completely but never quite could make myself feel comfortable in the Republican camp either. The Democrats boiled this frog until I was livid but when I looked at assholes like Boehner, McConnel, Cheney and Grandpa Walnuts (McCain) I knew I just couldn't go there either.

One party is stupid and evil, the other is professionally evil, in my opinion.
YMMV.

My other blog was very politically oriented at times but when I let that shit go I decided to go with my gut and let my freak flag fly. I came out of the closet in a political sense.
Hence the views I impart here are more of a Libertarian/ Constitutionalist flavor.
Being very Pro 2nd Amendment always made me feel uncomfortable with the Democratic party anyway.

Just for shits and grins, I stumbled on this little quiz that will analyze what political party your answers most fit in with. There are more optional answers to the questions that they ask and I went through those on several questions, I suggest if you take the quiz that you look at those too.

I would have to say that I most certainly got that Democrat shit out of my system pretty completely according to the results of that survey.
My answers fit the Libertarian parties viewpoint to the tune of 89%. That surprised me.

This is not to say I am going to run out and blindly vote for whatever Peckerhead runs for office on a Libertarian platform mind you.

I am of the opinion that voting at all anymore just validates the continued UnConstitutional activities and decisions that we have been getting ass raped with for the past forty years.

Besides that, the documented cases of outright vote fraud and manipulations makes the result of any election suspect, especially when those votes are cast on electronic voting machines,not to mention the old Dead Democrats that vote early and often trick.

So please try not to hold my sketchy past against me. I learned one thing for a fact, the political process in this country is broken beyond repair.

Maybe old dogs can learn a few new tricks after all.

CROM!! Now The Vikings Are Predicting The End Of The World.

Cue the lamenting women.


According to Norse mythology the Vikings have their own version of doomsday and it is fast approaching.

The end of the world has come and gone several times over the last few years, from the turn of the millennium to the Mayan apocalypse, mankind seems obsessed with the fear of armageddon and the demise of all life as we know it.

The next such event, known as Ragnarok, is based on Norse mythology and tells of events leading up to the end of days. The countdown begins with the blowing of the horn of the Norse god Heimdallr to signify the world's impeding destruction which is allegedly due to happen on February 22nd 2014.

According to the myth, Ragnarok will occur when the god Odin is killed by the wolf Fenrir and the world will be born again. As the apocalypse ensues the sun's rays will turn black and the land will be ravaged by treacherous weather.

"Ragnarok is the ultimate landmark in Viking mythology, when the gods fall and die, so this really is an event that should not be underestimated," said Danielle Daglan, director of the Jorvik Viking Festival in York.

Thanks for the timely warning my pointy horned hat wearing friends.

But Does She Make A Decent Sandwich?

Then again, there is always Subway.

On A Brighter Note

I started the new year right.

I hope everyone else had a good time too.