Sunday, October 12, 2014

It Couldn't Possibly Be Wirecutter, Right?

Nah, couldn't be...



California police field reports of creepy clowns






(Reuters) - Reports of creepy clowns carrying knives and other weapons have been scaring people in the California city of Bakersfield for the past week, police said on Sunday.
In the latest incident, a person telephoned the Bakersfield Police Department on Saturday night, reporting a clown armed with a firearm, said watch commander Lieutenant Jason Matson.
"We've been having sightings all over the city," Matson said. "They range from anywhere from a guy carrying a gun to a guy carrying a knife running up to houses."



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3 comments:

wirecutter said...

For the nine millionth time (approximately) I haven't been to Wasco in 30 years, and that was only to cop some dope. I did not see any clowns however.

October 12, 2014 at 5:24 PM
Samuel Gonzalez said...

You sure they're not crazy Libs out on the town?

October 12, 2014 at 6:00 PM
Andolphus Grey said...

Killer clowns from outer space?

October 12, 2014 at 8:38 PM

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