A Russian arrives in New York City as a new
immigrant to the United States . He stops the first
person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country,
giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for
wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am
from Middle East . I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an
She says, "No, I am from Africa .."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
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Thursday, July 17, 2014
I Ain't Laughing
Because this joke ain't funny.
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