Wednesday, May 21, 2014

A New Education Opportunity For The Ladies

I believe it's going to be a good thing you don't know where I live after this one.


Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By June 1, 2014

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? -- Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.







Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!

From Guys in the Witness Protection Program




You can blame my pal Ben for this one.
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5 comments:

ShortWoman said...

I think I've already addressed this: http://shortwoman.com/?p=1502

May 21, 2014 at 8:30 PM
Phil said...

TOOO SHAY my dear lady! I don't know how to put that little thingy over the E.

Touche!

I certainly hope all is well with you and thank you for your continued support Bridgit!

May 21, 2014 at 8:35 PM
Irish said...

You're gonna be in so much trouble !

May 22, 2014 at 5:40 PM
Xenolith said...

Ladies: I know Phil's address. Send bids my way. Directions will require extra funding.....

May 24, 2014 at 9:36 AM
Phil said...

Just so you know, I saved the box.....


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

May 24, 2014 at 10:26 AM

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