Man Bashing , The New Fad

It's all wishful thinking.

I know you aren't talking to me.

Sigh.

Ya know, I'm getting a bit tired of these stupid bints.

Men are obsolete.

Right.

Go fuck yourselves.

Don't bother trying to call me the next time your fucking sink is clogged or because your fucking car won't start. I will be out in my Man Cave scratching my balls and cleaning my tools off while watching football.

And just so you ignorant ,self delusional split tails understand what I am talking about, I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself with out you.
I know how to cook, clean, do laundry, go grocery shopping, pay the fucking bills and make my own fucking sandwiches, the right way. I can even mend my own clothes.

I can maintain my own vehicles, wire a fucking house and plumb the fucker too.

You will also notice that you won't see many spiders around because I kill them without blinking an eye.

You go ahead and keep pretending that men are dispensable.
I'll give it a week before you start looking around for one to do something for ya.