A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears
and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
Sent to me by a nice little old lady, seriously.