But three times?

 

Glad we don't do that, I would not be your friend.

 

Preferable.

 

I don't want to adult!

 

Suddenly being arrested is a great option! Maybe add a little resisting...

 

Yup...

 

PSA. Word usage and grammar lesson.

 

Phil's dilemma...

 

True.

 

Day after Christmas and now you are contemplating all your relatives...

 

This is Phil...

 

Deny it every time!

 

There ya go...

 

Ohhh....

 

In the comments please.

 

We would do this ourselves...

 

Coming soon...

 

We done fucked up...

 

This is the extent of my Christmas...

 

I have no words.

 

Xmas hack, just in time.

 

It's hard, ask the Senate hearing room...

 

Works for me...

 

Scars are more impressive than tats

 

Sunbeam S7 Deluxe

It works... people leave you alone.

 

Damn straight!

 

No we're not...

 

Stat!

 

Do something about it!

 

Figures.

 

14 days until Christmas...

 

Sage advice.

 

What's coming for Christmas dinner...

 

The fix was in a long time ago.

 

Never did well in algebra, never could see the logic.

 

Not only me...

 

Lawn and garden PSA, for next spring.

 

Or the drip, drip of Gonorrhea...

 

Down hill, both ways... I will be here all afternoon.

 

Run around with hair on fire is my go-to...

 

Long time...

 

Keep it local, the little man is it.

 

Just Get A Dog

 

Methodical madness...

 

Every friggen day!

 

Not my type either.

 

Don't want to find out.

 

How Do You Make Pancakes Round?

 I love this.

Boy, howdy...