Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Like I Need To Be Told That

I have cleaned out an entire shop before with one fart.
Six guys running for the door and gagging the whole way.
Even I had to get away from that one.
A real paint peeler.


  1. I have done that before. Paying up at the cash register, it's all in the timing. The people behind you are pretty much stuck where they are.

  2. Heck, I made my wife's water and the cat cough up a hairball. And that was a mild one.

  3. I LOVE crop dusting people in Walmart.

  4. Knock back a six of dry IPA's, the kind where the hops leave a dry-metallic aftertaste in your sinuses, and chow down a dozen White Castles.

    The next day, what comes out of your ass will make you softly exclaim, "I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds."

  5. Onion Rings and Pickled eggs with German wheat beer. Three of us did this in prep for a formation for a Commander's Call in the Air Force. It was winter so we had it in the base movie theater. They cut it short because of a "ruptured sewage line".

  6. That's my boss' little rat dog.

    I'll hear him hollering then look up to see him run out of his office, and there's the dog with a smug look on her face.

  7. A real fart is where the flies hit the smell and drop like shot down stukas.


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