You Little Bastards!!

So I wake up this morning and peeked through the shades to see if it was raining or not and find this,

It too about two nanoseconds to realize what I was looking at and started laughing. What are ya gonna do?

I didn't know kids still did that shit.
It's nice to know there are still some Merry Little Pranksters out and about in the world I guess. Little fuckers anyways.

It will give the kid something to do when he gets home from school I guess.

He is a Senior and on the Football team so I can only surmise that this is the handywork of some of his little associates.

I see I am going to have to take some other matters into my own hands though.
I have been threatening to trim those fucking bushes back all Summer and the wife freaks out every time and says she will get it done.

Since it's Football season and she goes out to watch the games every Sunday, me and the shears are going to have a little party of our own.
I'm sure I'll hear about it but sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do and since she let it go so damn long I am going to do some serious whacking.

I'll just park the old El Camino right out front and throw the trimmings right in the back and haul them off before she gets home.

Update;

I decided it would probably be best to go clean that shit up before it got wet, it's supposed to rain around here.
I got lucky it seems, I found almost an entire roll stuck up in the Arbor Vidae.
It could have been worse. I should have taken a picture from the neighbors yard because they really went to town on that side.
While I was out there cleaning it up a local cop drove by, the prick didn't even bother to point and laugh.

I would have.