Tuesday, June 2, 2015

You Stoners Might Want To Bring A Truck To Washington State Later This Summer

I can not believe I lived long enough to ever see something like this.

Back in my younger days I was a massive stoner.
All day, every day.
When I was 18, I got busted sitting in my truck back off the road taking a bong hit out of this wicked cool, 3 stage, ice cooled, monster fucking bong I had just bought a week before.

All I had was  a couple of hits of some nasty homegrown shit. This was in Oregon at the time and they had sort of decriminalized so it wasn't some major jail time thing anymore.
It cost me a hundred bucks, the cops took my bong, the two freakin' hits of home grown and even the plastic lunch tray I had swiped from school that I used to keep things nice and tidy with. Back in those days twigs and seeds were the norm. Nasty fucking Mexican weed was about all you could get most of the time.

Now they come out with this shit.

Costco to Offer Wholesale Marijuana by Summer



REDMOND WA- Kirkland based wholesale megastore Costco has announced plans to offer bulk high grade marijuana under their flagship Kirkland Signature brand in all 237 Washington locations.
The marijuana will be exclusively purchased from the Suquamish Tribe, which is currently awaiting federal approval to begin production on.
Tribal gaming commissioners met with Costco executives more than 3 months ago to work on a tentative deal.
Kirkland signature hopes to add marijuana to its laundry list of goods including baby clothes, shampoo and dad shoes by the end of June.

They have shit out there now that'll fucking paralyze ya if you ain't used to smokin'. I'm not joking either.

It's been years since I have been able to even take one damn hit because every fucking job I have had for the last twenty five years has had drug testing.

I'm not losing a job for that, I have a family to support.

It really fucking bites that the state I live in made the shit legal last year but the fucking job still has the drug testing horse shit.

It's probably just as well, the last time I took a bong hit, it was some of that Killer Green Bud, Skunky shit and ten minutes later I was completely immobilized and drooling in my lap.
The shit's like Elephant Tranquilizer compared to the garbage I grew up on.

So if you are a stoner these days you are probably used to it and now you will soon be able to go buy it in bulk!

While you are there you might as well stock up on munchies too.

Just remember, don't bogart that joint man.

H/T to my most excellent buddy Steve for sending me the link.



Anonymous said...


Don't feel too bad about drug testing. You sure don't want your doctor or dentist 'lit up' before they do some work on you. Funny conversations with the cops pulling you over.


Robert Fowler said...

They couldn't have something like that back when I smoked.

One Fly said...

I actually think there should be some parameters on just how strong the pot is that is sold.

Wraith said...

It's a parody paper, guys--Kitsap's version of the Onion.

But if only...

Phil said...

I cracked up at the article saying that a Poulsbo car dealership was selling Gluten free cars......

Spud said...

Always did like Washington state.
Seeing how some bitch really messed up my body last summer when she pulled out in front me while I was riding the motor scooter. I'm soon to be on total disability.....
Damn pain meds really mess with your tummy, but not if you toke too !
Might be time for a move eh ?
Closer to home ( Idaho ) than where I'm currently at in Floriduh.
Big pharma has this state all locked down and fat chance of dope ever being legalized here !!

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