Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Even Darwin Misses Once In A While

 Two potential Darwin Award winners narrowly escaped death when they were caught off guard crossing an 80 foot high railroad bridge and a train came barreling down the tracks.

Incredibly, they were skinny enough to lay down in the track bed and the train rolled right over them.

Donations are being sought to cover the expense of having their underwear surgically removed from their large intestines due to the high vacuum created when their assholes opened and then slammed shut in sheer terror.

Stupid idiots.

VIDEO: Women run over by passing train on bridge: VIDEO: Women run over by passing train on bridge


Stackz O Magz said...

They were incredibly lucky. Beating natural selection doesn't happen that often. Next time I don't think they'll be so lucky. Idiots indeed...

Unknown said...

I've been in this same predicament only drunk on the Rock Creek railroad bridge. luckily that one has pods you can jump into if the train comes. My only excuse is being young and drunk because I sure as hell wasn't smart.

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