Still waiting for my feet to touch the floor.

 

I feed mine...

 

Where no man wants to go.

 

Phil's halloween shop, the trick is to find the treat.

 

Got to keep your manual tranny warm.

 

Ahhhh......

 

Talk about camel...toed.

 

Next week, poop...

 

Southern women are sure dangerous.

 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/POVgYSMY1Qo?feature=share

Nothing like Southern cooking.

 

Warm and snuggly.

 

Just masturbate, it is a lonely job anyway...

 

 

Truth.

 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M2122rKq82Q?feature=share

Starting Nov 1st?

 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NmiwndVJv2g?feature=share

Closet full of bad choices and Crocs...

 

Yup...

 

That went fast.

 

Stock up before Black Friday .

 

At least ya didn't kiss her.

 

So sorry...

 

 

Libs projecting...

 

Libs stealing our frog...

 

Libs thinking they are clever...

 

Little green men or an extraterrestrial turd flyby?

https://youtu.be/ExzqklYYm6A

Jeopardy!

 This is hilarious.

Courtesy of Maverick Alexander on X.

I can hear Libtard heads exploding from my recliner.

Seasons...

 

A license should be issued to use a screwdriver.

 

It would be epic!

 

Yeah, why?

 

Always.

 

Your thoughts comrades?

 

Only applies to demoncrats.

 

Women are. Your Biology course today.

 

Yummy!

 

What you wake up for...

 

This is as simple as it should be.

 

Gets us into trouble every time!

 

Waste of a Hot Wheel...

 

It's all of you!

 

Nice Work

 

Zuby hit the nail on it's head.

 

I think the thirty caliber MG is what drew the cop's attention...

 

When you need your colon lubed.

 

I have no interest in either.

 

What a way to deliver mail.

 

I need a new, svelte one...

 

That looks like fun!

 

Of course candy corn is sweetened wax...

 

That is my point.

 

Be creative.

 

Wear the patch with pride.

 

A little windy?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1979639255350865946

They don't call it the Milky Way for nothing.

 

I have been restarting for over two months.

 

Be afraid, be very afraid...