Lay around, scratch your balls as you see fit and randomly yell though the house,
WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?
Gotta take advantage of the one fucking day ya get.
Because there is obviously a lack of Stand Up Dudes in this world..
And the ones there are are severely underappreciated.
The kind of guy a kid can look up to, admire and emulate.
Or the kind of guy who can take charge of a situation, handle it with confidence, authority and ease, all while giving a fast life long lesson off the top of his head and in passing while doing it.
"Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness."
If you weren't paying attention you would completely miss it.
Kids don't have these kinds of role models anymore.
Fill that missing void in their lives.
They will thank you for it later.
Now if you will excuse me, my nuts need rearranging.
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Pa used to tell a story about the time they had a contest, looking for the laziest man up on the ridge. They had some pretty well qualified candidates, but no clear winner, 'til they found one old feller sitting on a stump, crying. When asked what was the matter, he said, "I'm sitting on my one nut, and I'm too lazy to get up off of it!".
My son is 18 I told him I didn't want a gift just to spend the day with him we grilled steaks worked on garage projects and drank beer. Best fathers of day ever just doing man shit.
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