Sunday, August 14, 2016

I Can Guarantee It If You Live Around Here


  1. Mother fucking cats do not live around my place. I consider them to be moving targets.


  2. Plant garlic.

    Everytime I've lived where the cats like to use my flower beds for their litter box, I planted galic.

    LOTS of garlic.

    They stay away, and I got free, fresh garlic.


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