Wednesday, December 25, 2013

You Can Just Call Me Clyde Today

Because I made out like a bandit this morning!

My lovely wife, I'll call her Bonnie today, surprised the living shit out of me.
Man oh man, did she surprise me.

Hello Mr. Bushnell!

One gorgeous 3X9 scope for my .30.06 that is in desperate need of one.

Then there was a certain box that I almost dropped on the floor when she handed it to me.
Sheeit was it heavy.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened that one up.

My lovely wife actually went and found a bunch of ammo I have been looking for, at the same damn place I have been going to and they were always out! She must have gotten there mere seconds after they put it on the shelf.
What really surprised me is that she even got all the calibers right!!

The woman never ceases to amaze me.
I have some more sighting in to do in my future.

I also scored some other goodies but these were just exceptional surprises to me.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas.
I know things are tight all over, has been for six or seven years now.

My wife loves this Christmas business so I am positive she has been squirreling away the money for this stuff all damn year.

I don't have that kind of self control which is why she is in charge of paying the bills and things.

I can't wait for it to start warming up again.

In the mean time I will be heading to the lumber yard for a couple of very expensive boards.

There are a couple of small wood working projects that I want to get done before I tear into that damn Sprite again because that engine is going to get scattered all over every available surface so I can clean and measure stuff before I start ordering parts.

I have been semi patiently waiting for this Christmas bullshit to be over with so I can get her decorations and shit put away before I make the big mess that I know is coming.


  1. "Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
    Tan me hide when I'm dead.
    So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde.
    That's it hangin' on the shed."

    "All together now..."

    Merry Christmas, Curmudgeon,
    And Semper Fi

  2. Nice score we will need pics of the paper though.


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