Sunday, December 8, 2013
Death Of The Old Cow
A big limo is driving down a dark country road late at night when suddenly a very old cow appears in the middle of the road on a curve.
The driver doesn't have time to stop and slams into the cow, killing it instantly.
The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur,
"You get out and check on that poor cow since you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it appeared to be very old.
Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it opened I said to them,
"I'm Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
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