Here is an oldie but a goodie sent to me via Email.
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
A son asked his mother the following question:
' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies:
' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white? '
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
The husband is expected to recover but his eyesight may be blurry for a while.
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