Sunday, August 4, 2013

I Love My Wife

I'm sitting here surfing the 'net with the Pocono race on in the background.

My wife is sitting on the couch watching it next to the boy.

All of a sudden, out of the corner of my ear, I hear this;

"Women don't belong there".

"Women don't know their place anymore".

At this point I turned to her and said "I love you".

She laughs and I give her a bit of a hard time and then go back to my computer.

A few seconds later I hear this from her,

"I hate that Danica Patrick,women don't belong in racing".

"Get back in the kitchen bitch!".


Am I a lucky sumbich or what?

I think I'll keep her.

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