Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The List Of Keywords DHS monitors on Social Networking Sites

It is a good sized list broken up into categories they define as security areas.
The list is here.
They were forced to release the list after a FOIA request turned into a lawsuit by these guys,the Electronic Privacy Information Center .
The list was posted by the Electronic Privacy Information Center who filed a request under the Freedom of Information Act, before suing to obtain the release of the documents. The documents were part of the department’s 2011 ’Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’.
My emphasis.

The article is at Forbes, here.

Can't be having any negative press now can we?

Narcissistic Assholes.

There is a link to a redacted version of this, ’Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘, in the article but I will just give it to you.

So while these paranoid cocksuckers are combing through every fucking Tweet, Facebook post and Email sent every hour of every day, we see just how effective this bullshit is when two fucking clowns detonate two out of ten home made BOMBS (Three guesses if that is a keyword) at the Boston Marathon.

One thing that just occurred to me about about that story.
They had pictures of those two guys planting the two that went off.

I never heard or saw mentioned anything like that about the other ones that didn't.

Something fishy there with the official story line.
Anyways,back to this rat killing adventure.

So the STASI, I mean nice, patriotic do gooders and defenders against all evil doers people at The DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY have been doing this for fucking years now.
Intercepting and STORING, all this electronic correspondence.
Inconceivable amounts of data.

The thing is, they have actually busted a few complete fucking morons, who actually posted their nefarious shit on Facebook.

You gotta be a special kind of stupid motherfucker to post shit like that anywhere, but Facebook?
Why don't you just turn yourself in and save everyone the trouble if you are that fucking stupid?

So now that we have this list of shit the government keys on, I would like to give voice to an idea that I can't take credit for but is stunningly brilliant in an evil Bond villain kind of way.
(you know who you are you evil fucking genius)

This is actually very simple and easy too, the best kind of evil plan I may add.

Get a copy of this list.
Keep it handy.

Every time you send an Email,post a Tweet ,call someone on your cell phone or post some useless shit on Facebook, add one or two of these words at the end.There are several to choose from obviously and some of them are pretty fucking innocuous.

That way, EVERYTHING gets flagged by DHS.

Let's see just how much computer power and digital storage those motherfuckers really have.

Most of what they monitor just goes straight to storage but if they have to flag every damn thing,that will keep their shit busy as hell and maybe then, they will get it through their thick fucking skulls that trolling the American public without a fucking warrant ain't such a good idea after all.

Now this will surely get me labeled as a Domestic Terrorist, for promoting this idea.
I prefer to call it Self Defense against Tyranny.Intercepting and recording my communications without a warrant is a direct violation of these words;

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Just as gun control is a direct violation of the words Shall Not Be Infringed, I am forced to ask yet again,apparently in vain,

just what part of this definitive statement don't you fucking understand?

If our government wants to abandon the rule of law in a one sided argument that it is for our own good then I will scream bullshit at the top of my lungs and remind them that once that compact has been broken by them then we are on a two way street here baby.

The rights I have were not given to me by them and certainly are not subject to the politically expedient argument that it is for "Homeland Security".

Fuck You Jack.

They aren't even pretending anymore. Ours is a rogue government that does whatever it pleases and there are no consequences!

They expect you and I to abide by so many fucking laws that in all reality, no one even knows just how many there actually are anymore and the sonsabitches literally pass more every fucking day.
Yet they actually think that laws are for the little people and they can just ignore the ones that happen to impinge upon their current desires.

Again, Fuck You, Jack.
Play by the rules as they were written and quit trying to rig the game here.

Little by little we are getting more pixels in the big picture of our governments strategy and methodology when it comes to the modern security apparatus.

We keep looking for clear black and white and all we see is a whole lotta gray and they want to keep it that way.

Biosurveillance Integration


  1. Did they get the list off my blog? :) Used most of those words at one time or another. Why not? Free speach, right? It's not free if you can't use it.

  2. bustedknuckles, I had you added to the SOB competition! (Stands for Sweet Old Blogger...yeah RIGHT!).. good luck. tried to get ornery bastard blog on too, but could only get this vulgar curmudgeon entered.

  3. That is very humbling.
    Thank you very much!


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