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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Secret Service The Latest Recipient of UFIA* Over Security Breaches

Go read this guy's hyper sensitive hand wringing about the Secret Service and it's utter failure (to him) to protect the preznint.

Someones double chocolate espresso must have been cold that morning.

There is all kinds of ass covering, finger pointing and excuse making over this whole deal and I will absolutely guarantee you one thing, they will find a sacrificial goat somewhere and someone will have to fall on their sword, you watch.

* UFIA, think prostate exam, Unwanted Finger In Ass.


  1. I have two theories:
    1) The Secret Service is just following the work ethic that the PONTUS exhibits.
    2) The Secret Service are ready for a "change they can believe in" and are just making it easier for someone to follow through.

    1. For perspective on that "change you can believe in". Try this little exercise. Close your eyes and listen to the announcer. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States, Joseph R. Biden."

      If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, you are a lot braver than I am. On another note, back when GHW Bush was prez, the joke was that if anything happened to GWHB, the secret service had orders to shoot Dan Quayle.


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