Molon Labe

 Found over at Gab and exactly on point.

 

I always seem to find my keyboard...

 

You don't need to live either.

 

Nothing ever changes...

 

My halo is rusty...

 

I had an infarct yesterday buying plywood.

 

Damn, I was hoping to be banned.

 

Nooners too...

 

No waiting.

 Made a lucrative deal for a vender to supply accommodations for our yearly Old Farts day.

How well we have been debased of that malady.

 

Say most of us...

 

They are largely unadulterated.

 

Not enough Biblical...

 

The bestest.

 

Be a Rebel!

 

Rent free in lib's head.

 

One wonders.

 

Crazy is nice...

 

Cozy little place, can you find it?

 

My friends...

 

LMFAO!

 Yeah, I know I'm a sick bastard but this is funny.

A noble cause!

 

To trade my kingdom for a nap.

 

Because it is cute!

 

Nothing a little Jack couldn't cure...

 

No shit! Those bales are straw, Alfalfa at 150 pounds over you head...

 

Pile in back!

 

Well, he does drive a Ford...

 

I Knew This One Instantly

 Lemme know in the comments how long it took you to figure out.

The vinyl seat will amplify that fart...

 

Igor!

 

Sounds like most of us.

 

Large caliber ham and cheese.

 

If only we could get the perverts into a Subway shop...

 

Assault with a Deli Weapon.

 

They are eternal.

 

The damage will take decades to fix.

 

I can see a cat saying that...

 

Needs brian...

 

Yube Tube, a loser's intelligent cousin

 

Best description I have read....

 

Hard Core

 

It felt good.

 

Maim too...

 

I call them idiot phones.

 

Spaghetti connections, or, how we ever survived the birth of computing.

 

Don't know if some of you will get this...

 

Can fat, old men fall like that?

 

My family knows this.

 

I'd rather toss them at the offender...