Duke knows!

 

Don't hit the snooze bar...

 

Fresher and higher purity.

 

People just want to put their Dukes of Hazzard on...

 

You would think he was a Ford truck owner...

 

Ahh, modern cars, modern mechanics.

 

Ye Old Fart Tavern.

 

And never miss...

 

And juicy...

 

My kind of heaven!

 

Yes...

 

You're tough!

 

Sublime...

 

Funny and interesting as you get older you carry those quarters easier.

 

Numb away!

 

We are restrained violence. We still want to be left alone, God help you if you insist.

 

Really, humans are far worse...

 

I should go through this school...

 

Phil wanted to be a cop...

 

 

Being a busy worker bee...

 

Most of you wouldn't qualify.

 

We have all had months like this.

 

Sound advice, hermit-ige is an little understood concept for most.

 

Keeping them is harder still...

 

If the couch fits.

 

The eyes have it.

 

Sure seems like it...

 

Toilet Paper Angst...

 

Faith, only virtue left.

Phil in GA posted in his comment about the medallion; https://ewtn.co.uk/article-what-you-need-to-know-about-st-benedict-and-his-medal/

Happens to me all the time...

 

Total Vindication!

Need I say more?

Often wondered what shit thought...

 

 

That is what I have lately.

 

Why I do what I do here...

 

And hoping it is on sale.

 

Rather be a warning.

 

That's how it ends...

 

That is where they get their sausage.

 

Chewy too...

 

I could drink coffee out of that.

 

We've all known guys like this...

 

This is how I envision most of you...

 

I see you...

 

You would be surprised what lies on surfaces.

 

Why the hell not blame us white, straight guys...

 

Not even a dribble down your mother's thigh...

 

All cable companies!

 

Or better known as Lib-Tard Tuesday.

 

On a twenty foot lead...