Lawn mower gas will do that.

 

Especially when the fuckening comes...

 

It's a bitch!

 

Sort of like the Cub Scout's Derby raced...

 

Same game played in South Dakota.

 

No one will step up?

 

 

Look at all the voyeurs'...

 

We have all received a memo as confusing as this...

 

Buy a Morbark should be on the list...

 

That cut my aspirations and desires... I wanted to be a male stripper.

 

Or, convenience fee, convenience for whom?

 

OH MY GOD IT"S A TRAVESTY!

 Hooters is filing for bankruptcy!

Now how are we supposed to introduce our male children to the beauty of hotties with perky breastesses bringing plates of delicious Hot Wings?

When I relayed this horrible news to the Wifely Unit, she seemed unconcerned but blamed the Democrats....

Bastards!

It's what us old guys have to put up with...

 

Just know where you are in the scope of nature.

 

This is something all you old duffers should be using...

 

And they are!

 

When I lived in South Dakota...

 

Yeah, it is still friggen February...

 

Not too many can make that claim... smart.

 

 

Kept them as trophies.

 

Account information available upon request.

 

It is easy enough to have a 72 hr hold placed...

 

Yup, you would be far happier at home.

 

You'll get the horns.

 

It's that easy and simple...

 

He found it!

 

Frightening...

 

Buy the gun...

 

The perfect gift!

 

Good enough reason not to go...

 

What dems will be singing soon...

 

Especially naps...

 

Shamelessly lifted from 90 Miles from Tyranny. This is a better fit for her.

 

Just Do It!

 

I endeavor to be a better asshole.

 

EVERY LAST BIT OF THIS !

 

I am aware of several short cuts...

 

What "normal" boy or man didn't dreamt this?

 

Lot of you I like because of this.

 

Your guide for shits.

 

He liked the spankings...

 

At your local African Auto Parts store.

 

This Should Pucker A Few Assholes

 

You don't want to see this in a Speedo...

 

That explains that!

 

Teach Mad Max concepts... Bartertown!

 

This Times Two Hundred Million (With A Bonus Cherry On Top)

 Yeah, this lady pretty much nails how all of us feel, so does the lady in the next video.

And here is your promised Double Plus Good Cherry On Top.

While some people will say that this Tit For Tat because Brib'em yanked Trumps in between runs, this is absolutely in the best interests of National Security.

Everyone now knows without a shadow of a doubt that Joe Biden can't find his way across the room anymore, it's the circle of sycophants around him who have just been cut off.

Including that nasty bitch wife of his.

 

Your hoping there is good food there now...

 

Me, looking at all the personalities and temperaments that inhabit this blog.