Phil is in the third stage...

 

That and $5.00 bucks will I give a fuck.

 

Always have...

 

Can't get any gayer...

 

Trying out the new chili recipe

 

So There!

 

I don't know if any of you guys can do that.

 

Hulk Strong...

 

Mute should be the biggest button.

 

PSA

 

August isn't too far away...

 

Serves you right!

 

Makes life easier.

 

I don't need a reason...

 

We are really not that far advanced...

 

Sound Redneck advice.

 

Mama, the ultimate warrior.

 

Still have some cat eyes...

 

Just like Real Life

 

A big fat weiner chasing a tight taco.

It really doesn't...

 

Phil, a'fishing...

 

Notice The Lack Of Bud Light?

 

Crosses herself too...

 

Or vacuums the driveway...

 

Going to be a recurrent theme in the coming days...

 

That's right!

 

Starting with...

 

That's where it starts...

 

Should be neutered or spayed, depending on genders.

 

Heard that a lot growing, of course I couldn't keep my trap shut...

 

Hope man remembers how to build these.

 

Especially on this blog...

 

That is why recliners were invented.

 

I don't know if y'all can read...

 

Add a Mossberg 590 12ga and now you have a winning combination.

 

Wise choices.

 

Three out of seven chance? Better odds than Vegas...

 

I can get behind something like this...

 

She really is...

 

Good Idea...

 

Better metric then I have used when assessing pain and wellbeing…

 

Should be issued to a boy at puberty.

 

Nothing needs to be said...

 

Groomers all...

 

You'll never know...

 

Yum yum!

 

Now for men!

 

Choose wisely...