" I always tried to tell the truth, but, uh, those lies just kept flying out of my mouth, no I don't know how it happened, maybe it was a Republican Satan that moved my tongue. . . I just don't know . . . I tried and I tried and I tried, but those darn lies just kept coming out of my mouth. Trust me, I've TRIED to tell the truth."
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, some peoples stink more than others too. Remember, I can make your opinion disappear, you keep the stink.