I wake up and the next thing I know I'm fuckin' old!
55 today and yes I will take my senior discount you zit faced little prick.
It's no wonder I get those mystery pains all the time now.
You know what I'm talking about.
You feel fine when you go to bed and when you wake up, some fucking part of your body has decided to go on strike in the middle of the night and now you can't turn your head to the left or your fucking knee is aching for no damn reason.
Gotta love 'em.
It's no wonder I'm fucking grouchy all the time.
Don't even think about walking on my lawn.
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