She Screams For Thee

She Screams For Thee

Sunday, September 14, 2014

I Bet I Know This Lady

Not a church going guy myself, organized religion is responsible for more death in this world than all the wars combined but I can totally see this happening.

In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew
next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that
I just had to share it with you:
" Dear Lord: The last year has been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - James Garner;
my favorite actress - Lauren Bacall;
my favorite Comedian - Robin Williams,
and finally, my favorite author -Tom Clancy.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are -
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

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