Not Now, Not Ever

Not Now, Not Ever

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

NYT, Other MSM Providers Hacked

I see they are quick to blame the Russians again.

Maybe whoever did it found the pipeline from the Whitehouse that directs these clowns on what they can and can't report on.

That would be priceless.

Russians suspected in hack of New York Times, other U.S. media: CNN

The FBI and other U.S. security agencies are investigating cyber breaches targeting reporters at the New York Times and other U.S. news organizations that are thought to have been carried out by hackers working for Russian intelligence, CNN reported on Tuesday, citing unnamed U.S. officials.

"Investigators so far believe that Russian intelligence is likely behind the attacks and that Russian hackers are targeting news organizations as part of a broader series of hacks that also have focused on Democratic Party organizations, the officials said," CNN said.

Reuters could not immediately confirm the report. The FBI declined to comment, and representatives for the U.S. Secret Service, which has a role in protecting the country from cyber crime, did not immediately reply to a request for comment.

The intrusions were detected in recent months, according to CNN. Citing the U.S. officials, it said the Times had hired private security investigators to work with national security officials in assessing the breach.

Representatives for the Times could not be immediately reached for comment.

They were waiting for permission to speak first.

Why Do They Even Bother Telling Us About More Of Hillary's Emails?

They have already spit in our faces and said they won't prosecute the woman.
Why the fuck should we care if they found two million of the fucking things?

Laws are only for little people, we get it already.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Made It There AND Back

Without any problems. I think that is one of the few times since I got this little fucker back in '88 that has happened.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

That's More Like It

I soaked until I was wrinkled.
Three times today followed by a one hour deep massage.
Fuck I needed that.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

It's Pretty Much Like This Lately

It was pretty miserable at work Friday, Saturday was hot as fuck too. I guess it was hotter than I realized around here.

Tomorrow is our fifth wedding anniversary so we are staying at our favorite getaway, the Edgfield Manor over in Troutdale Oregon.
The trouble is that they don't have air conditioning in the majority of their rooms. No televisions, no phones either. Part of the charm right?

I am laying here bathed in sweat at 10:30 at night.
There is a fan going but the window is shut. I went to get the window screens out of the armoire but they were fucked up so at the moment I am waiting on some poor bastard to round me some up.

About a half hour ago I stripped down to my skivvies and was laying here on the bed with my right hand running the mouse, right at the edge of the bed next to the nightstand.

All at once I got the feeling something was crawling on my hand.

I glanced over and saw something large and green with really long legs.
Freaked me the fuck out, I come clear off the fucking bed shaking my hand so fast it was a blur!

Come to find out it was a big assed grasshopper, the kind that fly.
Little bastard about caused me to piss myself.

I dunno how the motherfucker got in here with the window closed but I can tell you the sonofabitch got an assist at take off when I finally caught him and opened the fucking window!

So anyways, it's been hotter than a firecracker around here the past few days,muggy as fuck too. I'm hoping that shit tapers off pretty quick.
It's been a funky Summer around here weather wise.
I just don't want it to cram all the heat in at once.


My favorite is the asshole doing 5 miles under the speed limit in the fast lane who won't get the fuck out of the way.
You know the one, the stupid motherfucker who has had the left turn signal on since 1995 and has a death grip on the steering wheel with both hands while staring straight ahead, never, ever, looking in the rear view mirror.

That's the real reason we can't have small heat seeking missiles,there would be absolute carnage.

I Agree With Him

The look on the guys face says it all.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Old Bikers Around The World Point And Laugh

It used to be that you got horsepower and high performance out of a Harley the old fashioned way, you made mechanical improvements to the engine, intake and exhaust system, just like every other internal combustion engine.
Those days are long gone. Now you buy special computer chips to change the air fuel ratio and the ignition timing.

If you are a newer Harley Davidson owner, you can't even do that anymore because the government just slapped HD to the tune of 15 million dollars for selling and installing an aftermarket "Pro Super Tuner" device that increased the fuel flow and caused the engine to exceed the EPA's emissions limits.

Is there anything the EPA doesn't have its tentacles wrapped around anymore?

I mean really, the government telling you that you can't have a high performance Harley.

If it wasn't so ridiculous it would be hilarious.
So in my lifetime, we have gone from serious, hardcore bikers riding anything they could cobble together and make go fast,

to this,

because government weenies said so.

Lest anyone think I haven't been around bikers in my day, think again, I grew up around riders and racers and have known or met hundreds of them including several from some of the more notorious biker clubs that shall remain nameless.

I gave up riding after I had some fucking idiot turn left from the right lane right in front of me.
Fucked my back all up and I wound up having my lower back fused. I can only ride for a short period of time before my back starts killing me and my legs start going to sleep. Something I have lived with now for over thirty years.

I guess I was raised Old School though and this new computerized crap just isn't the same to me. Sure it's more reliable and they can make huge amounts of horsepower and torque from the same amount of displacement engines compared to back in the day but when the fucker won't start, then I can't help ya pal. Yer gonna have to call the Geek Squad.