Not Now, Not Ever

Not Now, Not Ever

Saturday, November 22, 2014

I Remember

I was only three years old yet I can still remember watching the funeral procession on a Black and White television at my Grandmothers house.
I remember asking her why the boots were in the stirrups backwards and watching the caisson go down the street.
This from a guy who can barely remember what he ate for breakfast anymore.
To say John F. Kennedy's assassination fucked this country up is an understatement of massive proportions, the after effects are still tangible 51 years later even though almost that entire generation is gone.




Thursday, November 20, 2014

Bill And The Genie


 
    Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter.  He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught.  He knew Michele would go friggin' ballistic.    
    Then Bill noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground.  He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out.  "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."    
    "Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this damned dog."
    They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny.  "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked.  
    The Genie  looked at the remains and shook his head.  "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.  Maybe there's something else you'd like?"
    Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos.  "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo.  "But I’m actually married to this woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo.  "You see what Hillary looks like, so do you think you can make her look like Monica?"
    The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Damn, let's have another look at that dog!"
 

NSA Collected Information Despite Warnings Of Backlash

Some people there knew it was bad Ju Ju and they got over ruled.

The Whitehouse, the Professional Paranoid Spooks and some Senior Lawmakers were all for it though.

They have already collected more information than they could ever possibly process but that isn't stopping them because, you know, Terrorists and shit.


Government officials continued to collect American calling records despite concerns



Dissenters within the National Security Agency, led by a senior agency executive, warned in 2009 that the program to secretly collect American phone records wasn't providing enough intelligence to justify the backlash it would cause if revealed, current and former intelligence officials say.
The NSA took the concerns seriously, and many senior officials shared them. But after an internal debate that has not been previously reported, NSA leaders, White House officials and key lawmakers opted to continue the collection and storage of American calling records, a domestic surveillance program without parallel in the agency's recent history.
The warnings proved prophetic last year after the calling records program was made public in the first and most significant leak by Edward Snowden, a former NSA systems administrator who cited the government's deception about the program as one of his chief motivations for turning over classified documents to journalists. Many Americans were shocked and dismayed to learn that an intelligence agency collects and stores all their landline calling records.
In response, President Barack Obama is now trying to stop the NSA collection but preserve the agency's ability to search the records in the hands of the telephone companies — an arrangement similar to the one the administration quietly rejected in 2009. But his plan, drawing opposition from most Republicans, fell two votes short of advancing in the Senate on Tuesday.


Notice the Republicans are more than happy to let this bullshit continue because they are opposed to anything Obama wants, no matter what the citizens want because fuck you, they hate his ass more than anything in the world  and that takes precedence.

Arrogant motherfuckers.

It's not like we haven't learned that not only is the government collecting every phone call, and all internet traffic, they are flying airplanes around collecting the shit they can't get their hands on any other way.
I mean really, are you fucking kidding me?

What I really, really want to know and what these cocksuckers will never, ever admit, is just how many fucking terrorists they have nabbed in contrast to the unimaginable amounts of data they have collected already.

What's the ratio here fella's?
Two hundred trillion megabytes of info collected for one idiot that the FBI set up?

Something along those lines?

We will never know but you can bet your sorry ass that the amount of money, man hours and computing time is enormous for the payout received.

But, you can't be too careful because Abdul and his goat fucking buddies might be sending messages on Aunt Betty's old lap top ya know. Aunt Betty is probably part of a sleeper cell, you can't trust anyone anymore.

The whole thing makes me want to scream at the insanity.

Constitution free zones, the Fourth Amendment completely abbrogated and inumerable other down right illegal activities are all part of the plan and those same assholes everyone voted for earlier this month are almost gleefully giving it all a two thumbs up.

Fuck 'em all.