Not Now, Not Ever

Not Now, Not Ever

Friday, December 2, 2016

I Need To Get Off My Ass And Put Some Tunes In My Rig


I replaced the dash speakers a couple of weeks ago in my vehicle.
The original 1983 AM-FM radio is still in the dash and it works, kind of. As with most old radios like that, the switches have gotten dirty contacts and the sound is less than optimal to begin with.

The antenna mount on the fender is really loose so I just took the whip off last year and threw it under the seat.
This makes for VERY limited channel selection , when I can pick up any at all.

The other night when I was coming home from work I flipped the thing on and started the usual fruitless search for some tunes. It's only a fifteen minute drive but what the hell, ya know?
I actually found a radio station that was coming in strong.

It was playing Christmas music....

I hate Christmas music.

I started cursing under my breath and twisting the knob but it was that or nothing.
So I am driving along and waiting for this Christmas tune to get done so they could move on to something else.
No dice, another one comes on immediately.
I turned the volume down a little and kept on my way home.
I listened to that shit out of one ear all the way home and as I got to within a block of my house the announcer comes on and gives the call sign for the station and then I hear,
PORTLAND'S ONLY 24 HOUR CHRISTMAS MUSIC STATION.

*Click*.

You gotta be shittin' me.
It wasn't even December yet.

The wife just asked me what I want for Christmas.

I'm thinking new fucking stereo.

It's going to be a long month kids.

One Of Those Moments When You Really Want To Slap A Kids Mother, Hard



She is damn lucky that wasn't me.
The kid would be on his ass wondering what the fuck just happened and I would be in her face yelling at her at the top of my lungs to teach the little fucking bastard some manners.



Thursday, December 1, 2016

Wait Your Turn Eunice

Mom Must Be So Proud


Skanky lookin' Ho to begin with, the matching anklets are the perfect accessories.

40 Mile Police Chase, 22 Cops, 500 Rounds Fired, 497 Missed, "We Didn't Want To Kill Him".....

It sounds like the plot to the Blues Brothers movie, I'm surprised they didn't shoot each other.



500 shots fired, 40-mile police chase ended with shootout in Avondale


A man accused of abducting a woman on the north shore surrendered to authorities late Tuesday night following a police pursuit that zigzagged more than 40 miles and an intense gun battle in which law enforcement unleashed more than 500 rounds.

The accused kidnapper, Christopher Garcie, was hit three times but largely avoided the barrage of bullets as he took cover on the floorboard of his overturned pickup, which he crashed in a ditch near the foot of the Huey P. Long Bridge in Avondale, authorities said.

Garcie, 41, opened fire on law enforcement at least four times, and he continued waving his 9 mm pistol outside the pickup even after the crash, Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand said.

"It looked to us that he was videoing us on his cellphone as to what we were doing, as well as yelling vulgarities at us and making some demands of us during that period of time," Normand said.

Deputies deployed a robot to the site and used the device to monitor Garcie's movements on their iPads. The man dropped his weapon and surrendered after speaking with his mother, who came to the scene, and a team of negotiators that joined dozens of law enforcement officers.

In all, 21 Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office deputies and one state trooper fired at Garcie, using 28 weapons.

Normand told reporters that law enforcement had "every opportunity" to kill Garcie. "That's not what we wanted to do," he added. "We wanted to bring this to a successful conclusion by trying to talk him out of this particular situation."

But the sheriff said deputies also had difficulty hitting Garcie due to the deployment of his airbag and the angle at which his pickup came to rest in the ditch. "I suspect that is why the elimination of the threat was never successfully accomplished by us during this engagement," Normand said.

Garcie, a Kenner man with a lengthy criminal history, was booked on a host of counts, including attempted first-degree murder and aggravated flight.




If you Must Snivel, Please Do It Quietly

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

California To Regulate Cow Farts?

These fucking people are too stupid to tie their own shoelaces.

California regulates cow farts


GALT, Calif. (AP) — California is taking its fight against global warming to the farm.

The nation's leading agricultural state is now targeting greenhouse gases produced by dairy cows and other livestock.

by Taboola


Despite strong opposition from farmers, Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation in September that for the first time regulates heat-trapping gases from livestock operations and landfills.

Cattle and other farm animals are major sources of methane, a greenhouse gas many times more potent than carbon dioxide as a heat-trapping gas. Methane is released when they belch, pass gas and make manure.

"If we can reduce emissions of methane, we can really help to slow global warming," said Ryan McCarthy, a science adviser for the California Air Resources Board, which is drawing up rules to implement the new law.

Livestock are responsible for 14.5 percent of human-induced greenhouse gas emissions, with beef and dairy production accounting for the bulk of it, according to a 2013 United Nations report.

Since the passage of its landmark global warming law in 2006, California has been reducing carbon emissions from cars, trucks, homes and factories, while boosting production of renewable energy.

In the nation's largest milk-producing state, the new law aims to reduce methane emissions from dairies and livestock operations to 40 percent below 2013 levels by 2030, McCarthy said. State officials are developing the regulations, which take effect in 2024.

"We expect that this package ... and everything we're doing on climate, does show an effective model forward for others," McCarthy said.


Sniff sniff, is that a fart or a giant money making opportunity that I smell?

You might want to look into buying some stock in this while you can still afford it......




I'm Gonna Miss Joe Biden

The guy is an endless fountain of comedic opportunities.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Are You A Moron?

Odds are in this country, if you aren't, the person next to you is.
We are completely surrounded by morons on a daily basis.

Another Milestone In The Books For Me

Ten thousand hits in one week.

I have been flirting with that high mark for months now, teasing my ass every week but always coming up just shy.
It was finally there this morning.


I started blogging at another site ten fucking years ago last March.

Ten years of Blogging is a long damn time.

Ten thousand hits in one week is a lot of hits for a podunk little outfit like this.


I can't thank you enough for that.

Now excuse me if I do a little excessive celebrating in the end zone for a moment, will ya?