tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post9209793659863525670..comments2024-03-28T08:02:07.454-07:00Comments on The Vulgar Curmudgeon: I'm Suffering From Estrogen Poisoning TonightPhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15695733883033137146noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-80790375725287771522014-06-07T20:03:32.803-07:002014-06-07T20:03:32.803-07:00A few years ago, my then-gf decided to bathe one o...A few years ago, my then-gf decided to bathe one of our outside cats--one that'd rarely even been inside, hated water, & sure as hell had never seen a bathtub. I suggested gloves, figuring she'd grab some my heavy-duty work gloves. Shortly thereafter, a hissing, boiling little ball of orange rocketed up my hall & out the (luckily open; they often are in nice weather) door. Woman followed, more slowly, wearing the remnants of something like Playtex dishwashing gloves, about twice the thickness, as I figure it, of the average condom, liberally adorned with blood. Yes, I doctored her up, but I laughed before, while, & after doing so.<br />--Tennessee BuddAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-16470349156121685252014-06-06T20:44:41.066-07:002014-06-06T20:44:41.066-07:00Anti Freeze - a nice plate of Anti Freeze for the ...Anti Freeze - a nice plate of Anti Freeze for the little murderess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-73783999519538165942014-06-06T18:52:14.736-07:002014-06-06T18:52:14.736-07:00Bose Quiet Comfort II headphones work pretty well ...Bose Quiet Comfort II headphones work pretty well at damping noise even if you're not listening to anything i.e., noise canceling headphones. They aren't cheap but they work quite well, and excellent acoustics when you are listening to something. They completely enclose the area around your ears, which is important to keep external sounds out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-49258727886176720582014-06-06T13:46:40.108-07:002014-06-06T13:46:40.108-07:00Yes. Face shield. Many years ago, there was this c...Yes. Face shield. Many years ago, there was this cat that started rubbing up against my leg all friendly. I petted it and then picked it... when it decided to latch onto my face And would not let go. I had no choice but to just rip it off. As I did so, it pissed me off so bad, I flung it as hard as I could through the air from the 2nd floor entrance balcony. And sure as shit, it land on it feet, with a little skid, and sauntered off laughing.<br /><br />About 3 months later, started my car to go to work and heard this meeeeeeoooowoooowowowwmwoooo... at first I thought, "Damn. That's a loose belt!" Then I saw fur flying everywhere from under my car.<br /><br />Opened my hood... yep. That's him. What was left of him.Curtisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-89410461208092948232014-06-06T13:08:13.012-07:002014-06-06T13:08:13.012-07:00When you capture the berzeker, you should also wea...When you capture the berzeker, you should also wear a welding jacket, a face shield and a hard hat, to minimize the open skin exposure. Good luck. ;) <br />Grognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-52738796294079156962014-06-06T13:04:33.809-07:002014-06-06T13:04:33.809-07:00Thank you! That has been bugging me since the othe...Thank you! That has been bugging me since the other day when someone left a comment.<br /><br />What anti malware are you using?<br />I got zero warnings from mine and a scan showed nothing either.<br /> I got rid of it off the blog roll.<br /><br /> I had no idea you still swung by and read my stuff and I still owe you a couple of drinks!<br />Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15695733883033137146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-31731985965261840912014-06-06T09:28:20.259-07:002014-06-06T09:28:20.259-07:00Be very careful as a friend spent 3 days in the ho...Be very careful as a friend spent 3 days in the hospital in December and weeks in rehab to keep his finger functioning after a cat bite. They are nasty creatures.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-7634835343483119242014-06-06T08:07:47.284-07:002014-06-06T08:07:47.284-07:00Good luck guy! Myself, I am partial to un-neutere...Good luck guy! Myself, I am partial to un-neutered toms. I like their attitude. Plus they want to be out all the time and will come in and accept treats and then leave. The estrogen bearing critters can get spayed.<br /><br />As an aside, my anti-malware software shows publicintelligence.net as a malicious software site. I went in and looked and it seems to be real, you may want to run a malware sweep on your computer. Shoot me an e-mail if you need any more info.Degringoladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11893964959960977677noreply@blogger.com