tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post9062492800149997649..comments2024-03-27T19:30:26.525-07:00Comments on The Vulgar Curmudgeon: Phone Scammers , Meet KarmaPhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15695733883033137146noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-22575508451998445132017-01-13T14:22:13.828-08:002017-01-13T14:22:13.828-08:00better than screwing with him yourself, let the &q...better than screwing with him yourself, let the "professinals" do it for you.<br />find a refi or student loan/information popup and fill it out using a bogus name and that guy's phone number. he will either field 10-15 calls a day for the next few months, or change his phone number.<br />I swear this works...I fielded 15-20 phone calls a day for some guy named "alfredo" because some jerk applied for student loan info and put my phone # down. after 9 months,i gave up and got a new phone.xtronnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-84177503116484325942017-01-13T12:59:34.111-08:002017-01-13T12:59:34.111-08:00I have done the modem emulating a fax. It goes thr...I have done the modem emulating a fax. It goes through the fax tones twice and waits 5 minutes to redial until it hits "xx" amount of failed tries. If by chance they do hook up a fax it will print a black page with white letters telling them to take me off their call list.tsquaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02737130316088634658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-82665428652360672612017-01-13T04:42:37.625-08:002017-01-13T04:42:37.625-08:00...email me or post that number and I'll start......email me or post that number and I'll start calling from the middle east.Jive Talkin Toolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15022177957955636933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-80033144488819657342017-01-13T00:05:47.463-08:002017-01-13T00:05:47.463-08:00I had fun with one of these,
Apparently the offic...I had fun with one of these, <br />Apparently the office of Microsoft, Bill Gates Division had finally tracked me down. What with my errors and bad stuff spewing out all over the inter-webby thingy it is amazing that it wasn't the EPA.<br /><br />But to make a long story short (to late now, right?) The well meaning Micro Rep made the fatal error of calling...Dum DA DA! a Christian, not kidding, guilty as charged.<br /><br />So of course I take an immediate interest in the welfare of the Micro Rep, and explain why he is in such a tremendously precarious position concerning his salvation. <br /><br />Now let me warn those of you who wish to try this at home...I was absolutely sincere about my caring for this person and my only desire was to share the truth. I believe that it was this sincerity that actually allowed this short conversation to resonate with the Rep. We talked for only a couple of minutes and my parting comment was my wish that he seek the truth in these matters and that he do it quickly because we really are not promised tomorrow. We parted on good terms.<br /><br />An hour later I received another call from one of Bill Gates Reps. I again started to tell this person the good news when he suddenly cuts me off and yells: YOU'RE THE GUY, you are the one who made two of my people quit and walk out today! He then proceeded to inform me of my heritage and my approximate worth to the world and all of creation. I thanked him and asked if he had heard the good news...Unfortunately I haven't had anyone from Microsoft call me back in over six months.. I wonder, is it something I said?<br /><br />MSG GrumpyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-75962360815864377842017-01-13T00:02:11.824-08:002017-01-13T00:02:11.824-08:00You're doing gods' work, buddy!
Carry on....You're doing gods' work, buddy!<br /><br />Carry on.<br /><br />(Apologies to crooked bankers!)Cirzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070125217972397204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-92091579613559676472017-01-12T17:05:29.055-08:002017-01-12T17:05:29.055-08:00Find an ood modem. Set a dialer up to call every f...Find an ood modem. Set a dialer up to call every few minutes even when you cant....<br /><br />And one can always post their number on Craigslist....<br /><br />"Gay white male seeking to give blowjobs"B https://www.blogger.com/profile/10586046436233366155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-32746329816345174032017-01-12T16:05:26.956-08:002017-01-12T16:05:26.956-08:00I love screwing with those guys. One called and sa...I love screwing with those guys. One called and said that he was from Windows Technical Support. I said, Testicle Support? My testicles don't need support. My wife cut them off years ago." Click. He hung up. Another that called said that he was from Microsoft and that there was a problem with my computer. I told him that I was Amish and didn't have a computer. He went silent for a while and finally asked me why I had a phone, then. I told him that it was all right because it ran on hay. Click. When another Indian called I said, "Hey, my little curry smelling, Windows Wog buddy. How the fuck are ya doin' today?" This seemed to piss him off a bit, because he started cursing me out and told me that he was coming over to my house to teach me a lesson. I told him to come on over and I'd give him a double tap right where a Wog woman's dot would be before he got one of his little brown toes in the door. Click. I think he must have heard the term "double tap" before................. taminator013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-2635554389424781212017-01-12T14:55:08.740-08:002017-01-12T14:55:08.740-08:00I get calls from "Microsoft Service" cla...I get calls from "Microsoft Service" claiming my gompudah is infected. I let the last but one go on for a while,then asked him "Does your mother know you tell lies for a living?" He hung up pretty fast.FrankChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07349761659165064987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-38813007505588275212017-01-12T13:42:20.489-08:002017-01-12T13:42:20.489-08:00Post the number,,I'll call too.I get the same ...Post the number,,I'll call too.I get the same shot for granny,,,she died 2 year ago.Ted's dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18237988294945442162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-22427352400561283962017-01-12T13:21:20.176-08:002017-01-12T13:21:20.176-08:00I was going to say the same thing, doug. Post the ...I was going to say the same thing, doug. Post the number so that we can call them, too. Being the whole way on the other side of the country will give me a different window of opportunity to screw with them. Michigan Doug is in another time zone over from me. We can really expand your plot..........taminator013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-38025309078350671022017-01-12T11:56:51.886-08:002017-01-12T11:56:51.886-08:00What's the number? Put it out there. HaHaWhat's the number? Put it out there. HaHamichigan doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01130170354196505359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359657762730149804.post-44360426522382663882017-01-12T11:50:19.696-08:002017-01-12T11:50:19.696-08:00there are all sorts of scams going on, ever argue ...there are all sorts of scams going on, ever argue with a female robot?<br /><br />meanwhile stay disconnected from this and future calls<br /><br />WildflowerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com