Not Now, Not Ever

Not Now, Not Ever

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Achievement Unlocked: Geezerdom


If you had known me when I was in my twenties you would have bet the farm that I wouldn't have made it to 30 because I was pretty actively trying to kill myself in various ways. Even I didn't think I would so it's nothing short of Providence that I am still around.
I have been told that I should write a book about some of the stunts I have pulled and the crap I have lived through. People would think I was making shit up but I have witnesses. Crazy fucking shit man.
I'm sure it would be highly entertaining, if I could just remember about half of it.

It's like I heard somewhere one time, if you lived through the 80's and can remember it then you didn't really live through the 80's. It's more like I survived the 80's.

That reminds me,

FUCK DISCO!


Dear God how I hated that shit.
But I survived that crap too.

So happy fucking birthday to me, I'm 56 years old today.

18 comments :

  1. ...Happy Birthday big Brother, i thought that achievement was unlocked at fifty ???

    ...Dammit, six more years of gaming, i'm gettin too old for this shit...

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  2. Have a good day, you grumpy ingrate. :)

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  3. Happy birthday, old timer. What am I saying? I got six on you......................

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  4. Happy Birthday you young pup!

    Heh.

    Bob
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  5. Happy birthday mr curmudgeon. :-)

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  6. Happy Birthday, ya got about 6 months on me. I did the same stupid shit (probably) as you, and somehow survived. I think you and Wirecutter both should write books.
    DixieDennis

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  7. Happy Fucking Birthday, Man!

    Some of us might believe your stories.....Some of us lived 'em!

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  8. The decade of stupid shit for me too
    Happy Bday man

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  9. Happy birthday, or maybe congratulations.
    The 70's were something to try and remember too.
    It fades in and out
    Maxx

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  10. 56 ... my goodness ... nowadays that sounds so ... young ...

    Happy Birthday!!

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  11. Happy birthday, Phil! Just remember, Grasshopper, that with age comes wisdom. And with wisdom, comes the realization that getting older ain't for sissies!

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  12. Congratulations on successfully completing another lap around the sun! Older is WAYY better! Happy Birthday,'Knucks! ... EAT CAKE!!

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  13. It's not the years, it's the mileage. Congratulations old man!

    Heck, you are younger than I am. I'm 57, 58 in March. A doctor told me I wouldn't make it to 45, so I'm doing pretty darn well.

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  14. Happy belated birthday sir, I turned 53 in the middle of this month. Damn years are really flying by now !

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  15. I survived the '80s too, and now look back at it in and miss them greatly.

    Disco does indeed suck, and although I'm not a fan of Morrisey's personal life, nor activism stances, he is a very good singer and I can listen to the Smiths... Much like I can listen to Queen and Freddie Mercury's personal life I can ignore... Both bands put out great music with excellent (gay) lead singers.

    Panic by the Smiths: http://youtu.be/wMykYSQaG_c

    "Burn down the Disco"... Happy B-Day. I'll turn 51 in March.

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