I almost choked I started laughing so hard when I saw this.
Illegal immigrants release ‘Bill of Rights’
Demand citizenship, birth certificates, medical care
An immigrant-rights group proposed a “Bill of Rights” for illegal immigrants Thursday, demanding that Americans recognize there are millions already in the country who deserve health care, in-state tuition rates for college and a guarantee of citizenship in the long term.
The list of demands runs 10 items long — the same as the U.S. Constitution’s Bill of Rights — and also calls for an end to arrests and deportations for “all law-abiding undocumented Americans.”
Let me tell you illegal sonsabitches a little something, the Bill of Rights we have, the founding documents for this entire country, the Constitution of the United States of America, and every other possible protections from abuse by our government have either been legislated into oblivion or circumvented by a corrupt Supreme Court.
We, the natural born citizens of this country, barely have three out of the original ten left and every single one has been compromised within at least the last ten years in one way or another.
Your oh so very serious demands are nothing more than a soon to be pathetic joke in the Halls of Injustice and every neighborhood tavern in this country.
In case you haven't noticed, the subject of illegal immigration is a very hot topic these days as most of us believe that our current sitting President is guilty of dereliction of duty at the very least and high treason to some for not securing our borders in the first place.
This in turn does not leave us with a great deal of empathy for your plight.
While it is a fact that chasing down and deporting twenty or so million of you little bastards may seem to be an impossible task, nailing five, ten or forty of you all at once isn't.
Keep running your yaps and sticking your necks out talking shit and we will see about sending someone to come find your ass and put you on a bus back to wherever the hell you came from.
We will make sure you have a few copies of this Bill of Rights you seem to think you are entitled to so you can show them to the government officials of whatever shithole country you came from.
Something tells me that you should write them on double ply toilet paper because those same government officials will most certainly be summoning nasty people with orders to shove them up your ass.
In the mean time I would suggest you shut your fucking mouths and get used to living just like the rest of us, always broke, pissed off and either looking over your shoulder or in the rear view mirror.