Monday, December 1, 2014

Me And Little Johnny Would Have Something In Common

One day in the local indoctrination center......

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?”
Little Johnny: “Seven, Sir.“



Teacher: “No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?”
Little Johnny: “Seven, Sir.”



Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?”
Little Johnny: “Six.”



Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Little Johnny: “Seven!!! SIR!!!”



A very angry Teacher: “Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?”



A very angry Little Johnny said: “Because....I've already got a fuckin cat!!!”

1 comment:

  1. Ah, the joy of being smarter than the 'box'.

    eagle
    III

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