That's some weird shit. I don't know what kind of cat food is sold in the Soviet, but if it causes critters to speak, I hope it never gets imported.
Sounds like a human is trapped in that feline's body. And the poor fucker is trying to speak English to the goddamn Ukrainians it is living with!
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