Saturday, March 8, 2014

Freak Show

I don't even know where to start with this.

FUBAR in the head I guess.


Really, Really, FUBAR and you KNOW there is a picture of these two mentals.

TWIN sisters say they decided they want to look identical to be able to share everything in their lives


Anna and Lucy DeCinque, 28-year-olds from Perth, Western Australia, have reportedly spent more than $200,000 to ensure they look identical.

The former Mt Lawley Senior High School students have had breast implants, lip enhancements and tattooed eyebrows. They also undergo weekly skin peels and infra-red sauna treatments, ensure they have the same diets, exercise routines and wear the same clothes and shoes, the New York Post reported.

The twins, who used to work at Lash Sublime — Eyeline Extensions in Perth, now share a job serving meals to the elderly. They split shifts and pay.

And, yes, they have the same boyfriend.

“We’re dating one boy at the moment,” Anna told the New York Post.

“There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing.”

Lucy added swiftly: “It’s not really weird to us,” added Lucy. “We have one boyfriend and all of us share the same bed … We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy, too.”

“We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it.”


Set down any liquids before proceeding.





To get a better idea of what a set of trout lips these two twisted sisters paid good money for, there is a brief video at the link.

Trust me when I say that the picture makes them look a whole lot better than the video does.

That be a serious case of Butterface there.

They say they share just one boyfriend but the article doesn't give us a picture of him so I dug into the internets and came up with a perfect match for these twits,



If the lighting is just right they look like a school of hungry carp.


These are some sick puppies man.

5 comments:

  1. Those must be the two fugly sisters I keep hearing about.

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  2. They paid and continue to pay for that look?

    Fuckin' tards!

    Bob
    III

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  3. Holy jumpin Jesus. Just when you think you've seen it all, nitwits like these come around.

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  4. They look like Peanut's twin sisters.
    You know, Jeff Dunham's puppet - http://www.jeffdunham.com/peanut

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  5. What the frack did they do to their faces???? They look like they have permanent masks on!!! EEWWWWWW!!!

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