Monday, November 11, 2013

The Latest Car Jacking Deterrent

Remember "The Club"?



It was cumbersome and awkward.

Now check out something slick and easy.

Introducing "The Big Barrel"!



When a potential carjacker is greeted with The Big Barrel, this is what he sees,


It's guaranteed to cause loss of fine motor skills,slack jaw,Bug eyes,stammering, incontinence and involuntary muscle contractions at the end of the alimentary canal.

Add all of these up and you will have plenty of time to start your vehicle and drive away at your leisure, unmolested.

Get yours today!





1 comment:

  1. Offer void in California, New York, Massachusetts, and undoubtedly numerous other places. Sigh.

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