Saturday, November 30, 2013

A New World Record White Tail





MONSTER BUCK DEER - certified by authorities


Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.

Honestly and Sincerely,

Barack H. Obama

2 comments:

  1. It didn't kill the Land Rovers, they just broke down. Like they always do! 60 years building a car, you'd think they could sell me one that didn't need a bag of tow ropes in the boot. Anywayback to the deer, can I say impressive rack without getting pepper sprayed this time ;-)

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  2. You had me until you said it had killed 6 Jehovah's Witnesses. Nobody would have shot it if it had done that!

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