A TSA Screeners Wet Dream Come True

Apparently you brain dead fucking Sheeple aren't taking this 24/7 fear campaign the government has been employing seriously enough.

Now they are having to ratchet it up again so that you motherfuckers tremble at the sound of a pin drop and allow all consuming paranoia run your life completely like it does theirs.

The latest earth shattering news in The War On Terror?

Exploding clothes.


I shit you not.

I guess if you want to get on an airplane in the near future that you might as well just take off your clothes when you get out of the taxi at the airport.

Pretty sucky at O'Hare in December I'll bet.


Al Qaeda Threat: Officials Fear 'Ingenious' Liquid Explosive

By RHONDA SCHWARTZ (@rhondaABC) and JAMES GORDON MEEK (@meekwire)
Aug. 5, 2013

There are growing concerns that an al Qaeda affiliate could use a new generation of liquid explosive, currently undetectable, in a potential attack, according to two senior U.S. government officials briefed on the terror threat that has prompted the closing of nearly two dozen U.S. embassies.

Though the Transportation Security Administration has long been concerned about liquid explosives being used in potential devices -- as it was during the failed Christmas Day bombing in 2009 -- the new tactic allows terrorists to dip ordinary clothing into the liquid to make the clothes themselves into explosives once dry.

"It's ingenious," one of the officials said.

Another senior official said that the tactic would not be detected by current security measures.

The officials said the new technique is believed to have been developed by the Yemen-based al Qaeda affiliate al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), home to notorious alleged bomb maker Ibrahim al-Asiri. Al-Asiri is suspected of being the mastermind behind several devious explosive devices including the underwear bomb and surgically implanted body bombs.

Damn that somehow sounds familiar to me.

Dipping cloth in an explosive material.


Hmm.

Damn I know I have heard of this somewhere before.

It'll come to me.

In the mean time I suggest everyone man up and keep a wary eye out for any future wannabe Underwear Bombers.